I’m parched…

I’m parched…

posted on 6 Jan 2019 in Menus

What’s for desert?

Photo courtesy of Kenji Crosland.
Found in Japan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Something dry and gritty then

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Hot sand for a sausage

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Oh, so that’s why they insist that customers wear shoes!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

OK, I’ll bite; what do you get when you cross a banana with a latte?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

The yogurt comes with a slice of pi.

James
James
2 years ago

Anakin Skywalker disapproves of this menu.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

When you are defending your castle, hot sand is as effective as boiling oil.

Pius, there is no mess to clean up later.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@DnT 0605.
If you will forgife my plebian Latin.

Perhaps: Musa Sapientium Macchiato.

Classic Steve
2 years ago

Yogurts are just one yen apiece?

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Actually: Musa Sapientium Bananadine Macchiato..

Musa Sapientium Bananadine. (Terrorists Cookbook) = Another variation on Mellow-yellow.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Classic Steve 1340. Yoghurt is a liquid, therefore it does not come in pieces, anymore than elephants come in buckets.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

HERE IS ONE OF THE GREAT SCIENTIFIC HOAXES OF THE 20TH CENTURY.. NOTE: One should not butcher science, to make it acceptable to the mentally impaired. THUS: People of my generation remember the mellow yellow drug hype of 1967. It was the big thing in the Summer Of Love in San Francisco. Many reports exist that a natural high could be made from banana peels or the fibers inside the banana. “Mellow Yellow” was a song by Donovan that was suggested to hint about this mysterious banana drug, and thus soon became a synonym for banana joints. But many other… Read more »

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

There: That should keep you all busy for a weekend or three.

Plus: It has everything a good story needs.
1. Conspiracy theory.
2. Bs. science.
3. Anti establishment propaganda.
4. Sufficient complexity to fkuc the faint-hearted.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Looks like there is enough yoghurt to go around.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

BTW. For they who have had the good fortune to avoid the joke:

Q. What is grey and comes in buckets?

A. An Elephant.

iLock
iLock
2 years ago

I’m just gonna do a 360 and walk outta the store.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Marum | 5:38 pm: Also: What do you do if an elephant comes through your window?
Swim for it!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Marum: Re mellow yellow: I’ll pass. Never tried a psychotropic drug that seemed to have a good ratio of beneficial to non-beneficial effects.
My take-away from that story would be never to trust anyone in government.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

360 yoghurts for 360 yen.
That’s 1 yen (currently 0.00920974 US$) for each. What a bargain!

Ok, I shall buy all your yoghurts but give me no sand please.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

This establishment sells both food and garden supplies.

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