I’m running out of places where I can dumb.

I’m running out of places where I can dumb.

posted on 17 Jan 2019 in Signs

If you can read this you’re halfway there…

Photo courtesy of Glenn Havinoviski.
Found in Japan (meant to say “do not dump here”).

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Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Can we play bridge here? I bid one no Trump.

Algernon
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Algernon

What a bell end

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If you do, we will thumb you!

Algernon
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Algernon

Let’s not dumb

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

So hullaballoo is OK?

James
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James

Just like Xbox Live.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Being called dumb smarts.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Harry and Lloyd, you better just keep walking.

Conventi
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Conventi

So no area for Donald.

Marum
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Marum

I’m fairly dumb – where do I put my garbage then?

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Is this located at Dumbleton?

Marum
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Marum

By order of the chief dumb-pum. (He’s the Lord High Executioner’s cousin, once removed)

To sit in dumb despair in a dark and in a dark and dingy dump,
In a weird and woeful wasteland, full of mouldy messy muck,
Awaiting the arrival, of completely compacted crud,
From a tarped and tinny tip-truck, full of stinky smelly scrap.

(Move over G & S)

Marum
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Marum

Hmm. Not that it matters, but I think I can do better the second time. But who can’t? (Either in sex or script)
Thus:

To sit in dumb despair in a dank and dingy dump,
In a weird and woeful wasteland, full of mouldy messy muck,
Awaiting the arrival, of crass compacted crud,
From a tarped and tinny tip-truck, full of stinky smelly scrap.

Marum
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Marum

DISPOSE OF ALL DROSS! All ye who enter here.

Thus spake Zarathustra with a voice like thunder.

Filboid
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Filboid

Just use the no smorking area.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

You’ll have to watch “Dragnet”elsewhere.

“Dumb dumb dumb dumb, dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!”

James
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James

On no account screen “Dumb and Dumber” in this cinema.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Those who didn’t hear that will get the deaf penalty.

But I couldn’t see the sign. The lambs were too dim !

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This sign is to be taken litterally.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The area has just been re-tarred.

Marum
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Marum

@DnT 1923. How about littoral ly?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 9:13 pm: Shore, why not?

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