I’m running out of places where I can dumb.

I’m running out of places where I can dumb.

posted on 17 Jan 2019 in Signs

If you can read this you’re halfway there…

Photo courtesy of Glenn Havinoviski.
Found in Japan (meant to say “do not dump here”).

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Can we play bridge here? I bid one no Trump.

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

What a bell end

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

If you do, we will thumb you!

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Let’s not dumb

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

So hullaballoo is OK?

James
James
2 years ago

Just like Xbox Live.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Being called dumb smarts.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

Harry and Lloyd, you better just keep walking.

Conventi
Conventi
2 years ago

So no area for Donald.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I’m fairly dumb – where do I put my garbage then?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
2 years ago

Is this located at Dumbleton?

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

By order of the chief dumb-pum. (He’s the Lord High Executioner’s cousin, once removed)

To sit in dumb despair in a dark and in a dark and dingy dump,
In a weird and woeful wasteland, full of mouldy messy muck,
Awaiting the arrival, of completely compacted crud,
From a tarped and tinny tip-truck, full of stinky smelly scrap.

(Move over G & S)

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Hmm. Not that it matters, but I think I can do better the second time. But who can’t? (Either in sex or script)
Thus:

To sit in dumb despair in a dank and dingy dump,
In a weird and woeful wasteland, full of mouldy messy muck,
Awaiting the arrival, of crass compacted crud,
From a tarped and tinny tip-truck, full of stinky smelly scrap.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

DISPOSE OF ALL DROSS! All ye who enter here.

Thus spake Zarathustra with a voice like thunder.

Filboid
Filboid
2 years ago

Just use the no smorking area.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

You’ll have to watch “Dragnet”elsewhere.

“Dumb dumb dumb dumb, dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!”

James
James
2 years ago

On no account screen “Dumb and Dumber” in this cinema.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

Those who didn’t hear that will get the deaf penalty.

But I couldn’t see the sign. The lambs were too dim !

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

This sign is to be taken litterally.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

The area has just been re-tarred.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@DnT 1923. How about littoral ly?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Marum | 9:13 pm: Shore, why not?

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