No room in my sin…

No room in my sin…

posted on 29 Jan 2019 in Chinglish, Containers

Afraid of nothing… except hell

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algernon
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algernon

But does it get rid of the stink.

algernon
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algernon

Don’t be fooled by some fancy words

Marum
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Marum

Except order – perhaps.

Marum
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Marum

Place where you decide?

May I suggest where you can stick it?

Marum
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Marum

Ticks all the boxes.

Strange!

I prefer to give them all a good tlicking too.

Running Comment
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Running Comment

I’m going to buy one for my wife – she absolutely needs an organiser to keep her 12 identical lipsticks under control.

Running Comment
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Running Comment

‘Sin’ is in the eye of the beholder.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw a cosmetic organiser in the closet.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The quality of all match – highly inflammable!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Afraid of nothing: endorsed by Chuck Norris.

DrLex
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DrLex

Only level 1 appearance? What buttons do I need to keep mashing to level up?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Enough compartments for each of the 7 deadly sins, and a few more of your favourites.

DrLex
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DrLex

Given that this almost certainly originates from China, “environmental protection material” probably means as much as a “quality control” sticker on those electronics that go up in a puff of smoke when plugging them in.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Is make-up sex a sin?
No, but don’t get nail polish on your genitals.

Pete
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Pete

Deceptive advertising if I ever saw it.
There’s only so many places one can put their sin before you run out of normal and stray into the weird!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

It takes a lot of courage to order one Sinful organizer.

Marum
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Marum

I liked the idea of “Special Dispensations”.

That way you could ask your local Vicar, and pay for your intended sin in advance.That way, one did not inadvertently commit a sin, one could not afford to pay for.

A very civilized way to run the railroad. The Mother Church of early times, had some great ideas.

Marum
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Marum

Contains lots of PCBs, in an earnest attempt to shorten your sinful life.

NICE ONE. Hurlawei Trading.

James
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James

Warning: may contain surface-to-air missile array.

Marum
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Marum

I commit all my sins improviso, so as to speak. Don’t need no damned sin organizer.

James
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James

“Desk” shows an office building or student lab. Probably not a good place to put the cosmetic organizer.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

This prelate must have been fearless too: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaime_Sin

Marum
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Marum

The controversial head of the Catholic Church in the Philippines, Cardinal Jaime Sin, who has died of renal failure aged 76, loved making fun of his name. Visitors to his home were greeted with the words, “Welcome to the house of sin.”

This is a bit out of date. But he had a great name for a Catholic Priest.

Marum
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Marum

Of Cardinal Sin, who had a great sense of humour. This is one about the Marcos regime:

One of his jokes had him seated between Ferdinand and Imelda. “I felt,” he said, “like Jesus … crucified between two thieves.”

· Jaime Lachica Sin, church leader, born August 31 1928; died June 21 2005

Marum
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Marum

@Long Tom 2308. Sori tumas mate. I was not trying to steal your thunder. I posted that before I read your link. In fact, I just looked your link up mow.

But I long loved his name.

Marum
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Marum

BTW My play on the name Hurlawei trading, relies on an anglicised mispronunciation of the company name.

eg: Huawei (pronounced Wah-Way)

Garst
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– I’m looking for toilet-training books.
– Yes, we can help you there.
Everybody Poops is still the standard, of course.
We’ve also got the less popular Nobody Poops But You.
– Huh.
See, we’re Catholic, so
– Then you want You’re a Naughty Child and That’s Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You.
– Perfect!

https://youtu.be/g5XI0taMNu4

Marum
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Marum

Generates chaos out of order.

And anti-matter out of cosmetics.

Marum
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Marum

Probably a good place to store your dildoes. You could have a different one for every day of the week, and two on Sundays.

But no matter how many you have, a man is still better. For no dildoe yet made, will take out the garbage, and mow the lawn.

zankhana
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zankhana

The scene is the biblical stoning of the adulteress, who is buried up to her neck and the accusers are circled. Jesus Christ steps into the middle, raises his hands and says ” let the one who is without sin cast the first stone”. A wizened old hag staggers from the crowd carrying an enormous boulder. She drops it on the poor woman’s head which explodes like a watermelon. Christ looks at her with a withering gaze and says “Geez mother, you really piss me off!!!! “

Marum
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Marum

@zankhana 0614. Thank you for your forensic exhumation of ancient jokes. Unless my memory fails me, (which is both possible, and probable, after such a passage of time) I have not heard that joke, in at least 50 years.

A man, (I assume) after my own heart. And I am not implying that you are a cardiac transplant surgeon.

And for whom among you has the stones. Then….Let they cast the first sin.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You should only put this product in a sin if you’re hyp.
(Trigonometry joke….. a bad one)

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

It’s a sin, cos there is no tan.

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