The Labor series is not so happy…

The Labor series is not so happy…

posted on 11 Jan 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Jamie Matthews.
Found at a convenience store in Shijiazhuang, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Fun all the time

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Idle hands.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

An offer too good to re-fuse.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

After a heavy bombing mission, I always relax with a leisurely costoletta alla milanese.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

…and this is a shapshot of my mother-in-law after she forgot to put on sunshade.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Weapons of mass diversion.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

The lettuce explodes the chicken.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Aww! It’s Chicken Schitzel.. (No. I don’t mean “schnitzel”)

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Our food, is the Bee’s dick.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

This food has been insected by the Health Department.

coffeebot
2 years ago

Explosively delicious!

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

MRE’s from the Chinese Air Force?

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Been there.
Don’t bother.
That resto ain’t da bomb.
It’s a dud.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

Can I get a Kamikaze with that?

James
James
2 years ago

Enjoy your explosive diarrhoea.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@James 1137. Comes with complimentary projectile vomiting.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

From the Falun Gong Cookbook. I hear sales are booming.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Suicide bombers get 72 diversions.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Try their new clear soup.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Running Comment. Ach. Ya. Weiner Schnitzel mit Bier, Bier, Bier, und immer mehr Bier. 😹 🍺

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Actually Wiener Scnitzel is protected by law in Austria, and can only be veal. Unlike Deutsche Schnitzel, which is usually Schweinfleischschnitzel, (or some word similar) which is pork. Or for that matter, the rest of the schnitzels.
Need I ad? They are all delicious.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

EDIT: add.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

@ Marum 4.37 am: as myth will have it, the Austrian version was brought from Italy to Vienna by Marshal Radetzky in the 1840’s (following his bombing missions during the Italian campaigns), whereas the Milanese ‘orignal’ is attested from AD 1134. The Italian version is a veal cutlet with the bone still attached.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@ Running Comment. above:
Being bombed by schnitzel, seems a great way to go, to me. Sounds like that edition of the Goon Show, where they were running around whacking the German soldiers with socks full of wet pasta.

This was done – of course – with the objective of making them think, that the Italians were rising up against them.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

BTW. My choice of a last meal; Sauerbraten, kartoffelplatte, and sauerkraut, with Swartzwaldtorte for desert. With a good Australian Shiraz, and lots of good German Pilsner for afters. STUFF MACCAS

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Especially if you are going to be hanged.

When you end up crapping yourself, as your cervical vertebrae separate, that mix would be my final act of defiance.

Should just about knock the roof off.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@DnT 0427. Does Nuclear soup, grow in the dark?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Marum | 5:16 pm: If it’s made in a bleeder leactor.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Things that creep me out about this pic:

Why is that mascot thingy wearing the chef hat an INSECT?
Why were those tomatoes placed to resemble a bug’s eyes & face?
Doesn’t the shape of that “pork chop” resemble a map of China?
What kind of “protein” is that food REALLY made from?

All these added up, give me pause.
And almost make me shudder!

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Pete 0124.. Hola compañero. If yoou watched Master and Commander, (Russell Crowe) you would know the answer to that one.

Thus: “The British navy teaches one, to choose the lesser of two weevils.”

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

BT.W I am pleased to see your metamorphosis is well under way. I note you already have paws.
What are you planning on being reincarnated as?

Me? I plan on being a Dolphin.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

OH! About the paws. Have you started with one, two, or perhaps three. How very perspicacious of you to prepare ahead.

As I am now nearly 75, (beware the ides of March) I had better get a move on, in the growing of fins thingy. I already only eat fish and seaweed.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

@Marum,

74? Yegads!

Bowing in humble respect to you my Senpai (Japanese for “Older classmate/workmate).

Crikey, I’m only 58…

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