This place has really gone downhill…

This place has really gone downhill…

posted on 25 Jan 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

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Restaurant In Shijiazhuang, China.

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Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

One order to “go”, please.

Algernon
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Algernon

John, this is the place.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I suppose they’re flushed with success.

Algernon
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Algernon

The place for oldman

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

First toilet I’ve seen with glass doors!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The only restaurant in China where you can get sh*t on a shingle.

James
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James

Number 2, please.

DrLex
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DrLex

Surprisingly enough this is not really Engrish. The restaurant really is called 厕所串串香 or “Toilet String Fragrance,” where the latter is the name of a famous Sichuan dish.
Apparently the restaurant got this nickname because it is situated next to a public toilet and people kept referring to it as such, and eventually they just adopted it as the official name.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Yep, I think I see some stools along the counter.

Marum
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Marum

It’s famous amongst the Aussie expats, as: Dunny’s

Marum
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Marum

Before you eat of our: “Japanese Puffer Fish Surprise” . We suggest you kiss your ar$3 goodbye.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

When I went to Britain in 1999, the Harrod’s department store charged a pound to use their toilet. I didn’t go in though.

Running Comment
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Running Comment

“Tastes like Sh*t, but you can live on it.”
C. Dundee

Classic Steve
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Who ordered the pu pu platter?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@DrLex: Toilet string? Chinese toilets must be stranger than I can imagine!
Reminds me of the old piece of graffiti: “All turds over 10 lbs must be lowered by rope”.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Long Tom | 8:36 am: At least they weren’t charging by the pound!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Please pass the toilet pepper.

James
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James

This place is flushed with success.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Customer: May I have a toilet bowl of Sichuan Noodle please?

Server: Large, Medium, or small?

Customer: Whichever fits my arse!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Did Engrish get locked in the toilet lately?

Pete
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Pete

Oh, dear.
How’d I wind up in the wrong place?
I was looking for that toilet bowl restaurant in Taiwan…

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

A toilet, um . . . spring roll, please!

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