You had me at ture…

You had me at ture…

posted on 28 Jan 2019 in Chinglish, Snacks

Ture flavour always gives me minerable feeling.

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Nathaniel Mann.
Found in China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

A new man with vegetable biscuit. Ture

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Cool fashion is a vegetable biscuit

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

These biscuits make you minerable? I don’t dig that!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

I’m not sure I want to be the new man, especially if the old one died from producing all the white stuff to fill the biscuits.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Flaky biscuits; flakier blurb.

James
James
2 years ago

“You are the new man. How delicious” — zombies

James
James
2 years ago

I told the psychotherapist I felt minerable. He told me to stay away from vegetable with biscuit.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

My great uncle was called Ture, and although he looked vaguely like turnip, he did not eat biscuits.

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

I think that should have been an ‘s’ instead of an ‘n’ in the last line.

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

I think China now lets an AI produce these descriptions. Unfortunately it still fails the Turing test.

James
James
2 years ago

@DrLex: it’s quite good at the Chinese Room test though…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Is it animable, vegetable or minerable?

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I am not a new man. But i can tell you what I most like the taste of.

And it’s not these furschunglunger biscuits.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

If you want a cool taste, fill your lady full of ice-cubes.

If you can get her to stop squealing, and jumping around, long enough to do so, that is.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Corrrection: The iconic Mad word furshlugginer was derived from the Yiddish word shlogan (to hit), while the meaning of the word potrzebie has been debated by Mad readers and academics for years.

Still, that is not a bad memory, for nigh on sixty years ago.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Covered in Aji No Moto flavouring powder
Composition:
NaCl = 120%
MSG = 115%
KCl = 465%
Sugars = 98.7%
Starch = 475.2%

For purity reasons we do not add any artificial protein, or amino acids.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

This is the very potrzebie, of a modern chinese mispronunciation.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

By the very furslugginer, of oriental disambiguation

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

Well, I guess it beats soylent green…..

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Think; I am the very model of a modern major General.

Sorry again, G & S.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@FB 0616.
Soyrent Gleen —— Approved by Chalrton Heston.

Tom41
Tom41
2 years ago

I’m feeling minerable… because I’m the new man!

Classic Steve
2 years ago

If you want to feel like a miner, move sixteen tons of vegetable with biscuit.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Classic Steve | 10:00 am: And owe my soul to the Treasure Flavour Food Co?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Marum | 5:11 am: If she doesn’t stop jumping around, it’s not worth a c*** full of cold water. 😛

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Working as a miner is the pits.
It’s just minerable!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

This Engrish is turely minerable.

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