You had me at ture…

You had me at ture…

posted on 28 Jan 2019 in Chinglish, Snacks

Ture flavour always gives me minerable feeling.

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Nathaniel Mann.
Found in China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

A new man with vegetable biscuit. Ture

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Cool fashion is a vegetable biscuit

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

These biscuits make you minerable? I don’t dig that!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

I’m not sure I want to be the new man, especially if the old one died from producing all the white stuff to fill the biscuits.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Flaky biscuits; flakier blurb.

James
James
1 year ago

“You are the new man. How delicious” — zombies

James
James
1 year ago

I told the psychotherapist I felt minerable. He told me to stay away from vegetable with biscuit.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

My great uncle was called Ture, and although he looked vaguely like turnip, he did not eat biscuits.

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

I think that should have been an ‘s’ instead of an ‘n’ in the last line.

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

I think China now lets an AI produce these descriptions. Unfortunately it still fails the Turing test.

James
James
1 year ago

@DrLex: it’s quite good at the Chinese Room test though…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Is it animable, vegetable or minerable?

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

I am not a new man. But i can tell you what I most like the taste of.

And it’s not these furschunglunger biscuits.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

If you want a cool taste, fill your lady full of ice-cubes.

If you can get her to stop squealing, and jumping around, long enough to do so, that is.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Corrrection: The iconic Mad word furshlugginer was derived from the Yiddish word shlogan (to hit), while the meaning of the word potrzebie has been debated by Mad readers and academics for years.

Still, that is not a bad memory, for nigh on sixty years ago.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Covered in Aji No Moto flavouring powder
Composition:
NaCl = 120%
MSG = 115%
KCl = 465%
Sugars = 98.7%
Starch = 475.2%

For purity reasons we do not add any artificial protein, or amino acids.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

This is the very potrzebie, of a modern chinese mispronunciation.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

By the very furslugginer, of oriental disambiguation

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 year ago

Well, I guess it beats soylent green…..

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Think; I am the very model of a modern major General.

Sorry again, G & S.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@FB 0616.
Soyrent Gleen —— Approved by Chalrton Heston.

Tom41
Tom41
1 year ago

I’m feeling minerable… because I’m the new man!

Classic Steve
1 year ago

If you want to feel like a miner, move sixteen tons of vegetable with biscuit.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Classic Steve | 10:00 am: And owe my soul to the Treasure Flavour Food Co?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Marum | 5:11 am: If she doesn’t stop jumping around, it’s not worth a c*** full of cold water. 😛

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

Working as a miner is the pits.
It’s just minerable!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
1 year ago

This Engrish is turely minerable.

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