As featured in the dossier!

As featured in the dossier!

posted on 26 Feb 2019 in Buildings, Chinglish, Signs

Stay out of the hot tub.

Photo courtesy of Lance Marlo.
Found in Xi’an, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Home of neoliberalism

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Mein Gott!

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I sincerely hope it only means, that they have gold plated bathroom fittings.

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Gives you that warm wet feeling.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

This has been passed by our maids.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Might be good for washing your Herr in.

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

For all your urolagnial desires

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

If you want room service, just give them a tinkle.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Right next-door to the kompromat… er… I mean laundromat.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

They’re working for Mel Brooks!

(If you get that reference, please let me know)

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

A weekend at this place is what hides in the Christmas Bag of Threats.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

If you can’t pay your bill, you’re-in-trouble.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

We apologise for the incontinence.

James
James
2 years ago

They’re obviously taking the piss

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

You’re incontinent of Asia.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

It’s nice to pee into China.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Toupee in the shower, could be hair raising.

Classic Steve
2 years ago

They have a pool. Not an ool.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

May the c—s of a thousand she-camels, piss upon you effendi.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Classic Steve. 0815. I always did worry about people who sit at a Pool Bar for four hours, and never once get out for a pee.

Personally, I never go near one. Marinading myself in urine for several hours, is neither my preference, nor my perversion.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

HAHAHAHA!!!

The original Chinese means “Golden Rain”.
Bet they have ZERO clue what they REALLY named their establishment!!!

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Hmmm…
I wonder if this is where President Xi plays with HIS “She”???

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Here’s what’s even funnier:

This “Golden Shower” hotel is located in Xi’an.
Which in English is pronounced somewhat close to “She On”.
As in “She On Top”….

(snicker, guffaw, hoot)

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

“Your Majesty is like a stream of bat’s piss.”
“You shine like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.”

EffEff
EffEff
2 years ago

The staff has positronic brains and pisstronic bladders.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

If your lady enjoy peeing on you, don’t worry too much. She may be doing it for the same reason that dogs pee on trees.

She is marking her territory.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Is that a chocolate on your pillow?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Nobody doing the “Number one for service” joke?
Okay, then….

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Pete 1019. Thou must needs stop eating Chinese takeaway.

It is affecting thy brain.👲

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Marum | 4:06 am : Yes, I recall reading that the Russians have tapes of some gold-plated bathroom fittings.
Or something. 😉

Geiginni
Geiginni
2 years ago

The perfect hotel bar for getting pissed!

Long Tom
Long Tom
1 year ago

Real article in an old Yoga Journal magazine:

http://www.snakelyone.com/URINE.htm

olog-hai
olog-hai
1 year ago

So that’s where Supergirl really stayed, in that infamous comic that became a meme.

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