As featured in the dossier!

As featured in the dossier!

posted on 26 Feb 2019 in Buildings, Chinglish, Signs

Stay out of the hot tub.

Photo courtesy of Lance Marlo.
Found in Xi’an, China.

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Algernon
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Algernon

Home of neoliberalism

Marum
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Marum

Mein Gott!

Marum
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Marum

I sincerely hope it only means, that they have gold plated bathroom fittings.

Algernon
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Algernon

Gives you that warm wet feeling.

Marum
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Marum

This has been passed by our maids.

Marum
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Marum

Might be good for washing your Herr in.

Algernon
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Algernon

For all your urolagnial desires

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If you want room service, just give them a tinkle.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Right next-door to the kompromat… er… I mean laundromat.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They’re working for Mel Brooks!

(If you get that reference, please let me know)

Running Comment
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Running Comment

A weekend at this place is what hides in the Christmas Bag of Threats.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

If you can’t pay your bill, you’re-in-trouble.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

We apologise for the incontinence.

James
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James

They’re obviously taking the piss

Marum
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Marum

You’re incontinent of Asia.

Marum
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Marum

It’s nice to pee into China.

Marum
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Marum

Toupee in the shower, could be hair raising.

Classic Steve
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They have a pool. Not an ool.

Marum
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Marum

May the c—s of a thousand she-camels, piss upon you effendi.

Marum
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Marum

@Classic Steve. 0815. I always did worry about people who sit at a Pool Bar for four hours, and never once get out for a pee.

Personally, I never go near one. Marinading myself in urine for several hours, is neither my preference, nor my perversion.

Pete
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Pete

HAHAHAHA!!!

The original Chinese means “Golden Rain”.
Bet they have ZERO clue what they REALLY named their establishment!!!

Pete
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Pete

Hmmm…
I wonder if this is where President Xi plays with HIS “She”???

Pete
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Pete

Here’s what’s even funnier:

This “Golden Shower” hotel is located in Xi’an.
Which in English is pronounced somewhat close to “She On”.
As in “She On Top”….

(snicker, guffaw, hoot)

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“Your Majesty is like a stream of bat’s piss.”
“You shine like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.”

EffEff
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EffEff

The staff has positronic brains and pisstronic bladders.

Marum
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Marum

If your lady enjoy peeing on you, don’t worry too much. She may be doing it for the same reason that dogs pee on trees.

She is marking her territory.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Is that a chocolate on your pillow?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Nobody doing the “Number one for service” joke?
Okay, then….

Marum
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Marum

@Pete 1019. Thou must needs stop eating Chinese takeaway.

It is affecting thy brain.👲

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 4:06 am : Yes, I recall reading that the Russians have tapes of some gold-plated bathroom fittings.
Or something. 😉

Geiginni
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Geiginni

The perfect hotel bar for getting pissed!

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Real article in an old Yoga Journal magazine:

http://www.snakelyone.com/URINE.htm

olog-hai
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olog-hai

So that’s where Supergirl really stayed, in that infamous comic that became a meme.

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