Have anything in a culotte?

Have anything in a culotte?

posted on 6 Feb 2019 in Chinglish, Menus

No skirts before dinner.

Photo courtesy of Grant Murray.
Menu found in Shanghai, China. 

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algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Something for later

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Long or short

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Speaking for myself….I’d rather gnaw the crotch out of the panties.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

With dressing?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Not too much, or you’ll be sari!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Get some zip in your diet.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Might be summat as mundane, as Skirt-steak.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

That’s noo a skirt laddie.

It’s ma kilt.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Did you hear about the guy who tried to eat a plaid skirt?
It kilt him.

Eggrish
Eggrish
2 years ago

Voreurism

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Hark where the pipes are callin, come where the sleet is fallin,
For It sure must be gruesome, with a blue frozen twosome,
Wearin a Kilt, in the cold highland air.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

If you don’t mind Chan old chasp. I’ll skirt around this, and have something not quite so green.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

Is that a snack on your skirt or are you just happy to see me ?

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Entree: Panties.

Main course: Skirt.

Desert: A little muff.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

Bad hair day.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Jock. Is that your Kilt.
Aye lassie.

Oh. I thought it was a Scotch Terrier, but wen I tickled it’s tummy, it spat at me.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

muff1Dictionary result for muff
/mʌf/Submit
noun
1.
a tube made of fur or other warm material into which the hands are placed for warmth.

GOD! BOTH hands.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

EDIT: Dessert.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Eggrish 0513
Did you mean this:

He dreamed of being swallowed alive by a dragon, a possible sign of vorarephilia.

James
James
2 years ago

If on a diet, snack on the miniskirt.

Classic Steve
2 years ago

Everyone pants for this meal.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

So, I assume the rest of us, all suffer from voraphobia then.

EffEff
EffEff
2 years ago

@Marum 5:51: It was quick, unlike a Sarlacc beast.

James
James
2 years ago

Could be done if you cooked Lady Gaga’s meat dress. Mmmmm.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

A skirt doesn’t cover the nibbles.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

This girl went to a blokes place for something to eat – and only got a titbit. (tidbit)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Marum | 5:21 am: As the kilted Scotsman said: ” I dinna ken where yon wind is comin’ frae, but I ken weel where ’tis goin’!

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Waiter, thanks but but I think I’ll stick with my usual order of “snack UNDER her skirt” today, if you don’t mind.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

What next?
Snack on the underwear?

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Just to temporarily (?) round the entries out to an even 30 posts:

Pssst…Kermit! Time to cue up “It’s not easy being green seaweed salad!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Peter Chan | 12:00 pm: Edible underwear is actually a thing.
-or so I’m told.

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