It’s all here!

It’s all here!

posted on 11 Feb 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

This explains it…

Photo courtesy of Russell Solomon.
Found in Dongguan, China.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Kind reminder: Please complete translation of sign ASAP.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

It’s a cue. A far cue.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

In that case….We will pay you in kind. BEND OVER

Eggrish
Eggrish
1 year ago

Kind Reminder:

You no learn Chinese, you go to re-education camp!
Learn hard labor instead!

Regards,
China IKEA

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Sorry I’m flat packed

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Ok I’ll bite.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Be kind. Re-mind.
Ikea Video.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
1 year ago

I’m having trouble putting it together.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

IKEA? GOD? What did the poor Chinese do, to have this crappy junk foisted upon them.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Hopefully, 3D Printers will be the end of IKEA.

That way, everyone can make their own flat-pack junk. Or even design it. So they will have no one to blame but their own stupidity.

Borg d borg d borg.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

It
Kills
Every
Asian.
It wrecks every dream,
It buggers every flatpak,
Till you effen scream.

Tune:
Climb every mountain
Ford every stream
Follow every rainbow
Till you find your dream. (From the Sound of Mucus)

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

The other great thing about IKEA, is you can never take it back for a refund, because you have Buckley’s chance of getting all the $hite back into the original packaging.

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

@Marum 7:17,

Hmmmm…that’s funny.
I always thought the Sound of Mucus was akin to:

“Snooork….Hack…Ptoooey!”

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
1 year ago

Chinese text says something like: “It takes about 5 minutes from queueing in here to fetching food”

Guess they think non-Chinese speakers are accustomed to long queues and therefore must not be informed about them.

EffEff
EffEff
1 year ago

@Pete 7:38: Gesundheit!

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@EffEFF 1630. Unheimlich gut.👌

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Marum | 6:55 am: The Chinese? I thought they invented crappy junk!
Karma is a bitch.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@alexmagnus: But if the food was assembled by customers, it would take longer. And there would be mysterious parts left over. 😉

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@DnT .The Chinese are merely following the path trodden by he Japanese, in the 60s.
ie; Come in at the bottom end of the market and flood it with cheap – imitation – junk, and then, gradually move upmarket.

Look at Samsung electronics, Honda motorcycles, Hyundai supertankers, and cars. The Koreans did it too, as you may note. So why not the Chinese?

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

The Assembly of God?

I don’t know about anyone else, but I would expect Gods to be self-assembling.

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

What, no “warm prompt”? Well, obviously it wouldn’t be warm anymore after queuing for 5 minutes…

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
1 year ago

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