Less trans-fats than the fried friend

Less trans-fats than the fried friend

posted on 7 Feb 2019 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Russell Solomon.
Found in Dongguan, China.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

What if your friend is a friar?

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

At 180 degrees C fan will do nicely.

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

They’re baked not fried

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

After baking a friend, don’t forget to send flours.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Wouldn’t want a half-baked friend, would you?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Before baking, a good friend should be gently folded, not beaten.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

A near-baking experience.

Eggrish
Eggrish
1 year ago

Hey baked friend, want to bake some pot brownies?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 year ago

That Bake Friend guy was really scary in “Ghostbusters”.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

I see the Engrish.

It’s Hell.

Should read Baking Fiends.

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

The California version:

Q: How many California baking friends does it take to make a magic mushroom pizza?

A: Three. One to bake the pie and two more to share the EXPERIENCE.

(Adapted from an old “How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb) joke….Sorry Engrish baking friends…Sleepy Pete’s grey matter could come up with no better today. Even after two large cups of caffiene!)

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

Slightly off-topic (?): when the first Alien film came out in Sweden in 1979, the tag line (“In Space, no one can hear you scream”) on the posters came with a typo (should have been “I rymden kan ingen höra dig skrika”, but became “I rymden kan ingen höra deg skrika”). Rendered back into English, this becomes:

“In Space, no one can hear dough scream”.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@Pete 1046. Like the left wing feminist’s joke – at one of our Unis.

Q. How many Australian men does it take to screw in a light-bulb.

A. All of them. (because most Australian me will screw anything)

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

EDIT: Freudian slip? (I hope not) me = men

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

HMM! Like the magic food which stops Australian women fu—-g.

Wedding cake.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Baking Fiends turns them into Gargoyles.

Which you can then mount on the corners of your building, to stop demons perching there. (Must have worked, look at all the Gargoyles on the old buildings. And they seem to be, happier buildings than most of the new ones)

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
1 year ago

Don’t forget to bring you worst friend along . . .

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
1 year ago

oops, typo edit . . . you = your

zankhana
zankhana
1 year ago

Lovely with some fava beans and a nice chianti

zankhana
zankhana
1 year ago

Best with some fava beans and a nice chianti

James
James
1 year ago

If you’re not good at baking you get roasted.

Classic Steve
1 year ago

I don’t like the Michelin Man’s baked goods. Too rubbery,

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 year ago

They just got a Cease and Desist letter from the Stay-puff marshmallow man’ lawyers.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Being a part Aboriginal guy I should almost be able to get away with this one – we’ll see:

He was a sushi Chef, but he had to give it up. The Japanese didn’t want no Nigiri maki their Hamachi.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Yo see? He was a black man….Oh, never mind.

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

@Marum 11:31 and 11:34,

Mate, that must be one REEAALLYY BIG light bulb for all those blokes and their babes to fit inside there (if ALL of them screw in the light bulb!)

As for wedding cake…yeah it has that affect in many MANY countries around the globe!

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

@Marum,

OK well that was one attempt at Pidgin Japlish…I guess….
; – )

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

Frank Burns @ 3:08,

Won’t make any diff.
No threat by an American lawyer would ever stop a Chinese Knock-Off maker worth his salt…or worth his oyster sauce, rather.

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

@Zankhana 1:50,

Fava?
I guess if they bake bread, some Foul Mudamas might go well with it.
(Except I like the original Arabic pronunciation which is much closer to:
“Fool ’em, Dumbass”!)

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

. @Pete 1700. ‘Twas the best I could do, with the brain I have at my disposal🍿

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Marum | 5:28 pm: You need to stop getting your brains from the disposal, mate! Even the ones from Woolworths would be fresher.
/but probably not.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@DnT. 1928. These are OK. They are ex army. So they have obviously, never ever, been used.

Ultimate oxymoron = Military Intelligence. (or t least a contradiction in terms)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Marum: Oxymoron: Someone who thinks they will pass their hand quickly through the flame of a welding torch without damage.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Marum: i just realised! You must have been born just before WWII ended.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@DnT above.
Good deduction Mr Holmes.
YUP! 1944. Beware the ides of March.

I can still vaguely remember Ration Cards.

Garst
1 year ago

Hope your friend likes getting baked

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

It’s time to learn how to cross the streams.

iLock
iLock
1 year ago

Woah dude, that was totally an experience. I’m Ssooooooo baked right now

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