Light as long as you’re alive…

Light as long as you’re alive…

posted on 24 Feb 2019 in Chinglish

Eleclrifying!

Photo courtesy of Zhang WenHan.
Found in Dalian China, on a cardboard box of a lightbulb.

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Conventi
Conventi
1 year ago

Whoever wrote that was high for sure.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Would you please rephrase the question?

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Everlasting

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Electricity life = how you’re doing, currently.

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

White light or blue

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

The length of bright is proportional to the height of color, if the angle of dangle… now I’m confused!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Enough of this electricity life; I’m going Ohm.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

Q: How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes the whole emergency department to get it out.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

lllanxinguangdian?

I never knew any Welsh people lived in Dalian.

Men of Harlech off to glory,
This will ever be the story,
Be ye young or be ye hoary,
Welshmen, yes, are we.

(Movie ZULU {battle of Rorke’s Drift} 2nd verse)

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

BTW. Watt did you say, old china?

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Not to worry.

It is just a phase the sign-writer is going through.

Being Chinese, he also has 50 cycles.

James
James
1 year ago

Also: Colorless green ideas sleep furiously

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Sometimes, electricity life really hertz.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

LANXINGUANGDIAN! What a Chinese person might say after touching a live wire.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Life long and phosphor!
Vulcan saying, according to Confucius.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

The sound of a fly buzzing in the house this morning, and possibly this post, gave me this earworm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-kVFfKezVo

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@James: Gotta love that Vogon poetry!

James
James
1 year ago

Eleclricity, Biotogy? Seems to me it’s Chemislry.

EffEff
EffEff
1 year ago

@James: Chemistry itself is the result of electromagnetic interactions between atoms. So it too is a form of electricity.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
1 year ago

Pass. Yes, again. Where the heck is LANXINGUANGDIAN?
I’ve decided to province some money and buy PHILIPS rather than this quasi-Welsh brand.

Note – The Chinese word for ‘province’ (省) can also be used as a verb meaning ‘to save.’

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