Looking for a rare find.

But will it get the chop

Well dressed of course

So, where did the two of you meat?

I like my steak well aged, but not that old!

Gives an entirly new meaning to “steakhouse”.

Find a nice grill and take her to a movie.

– I went on a date last night.
– Well done, my boy !
– Not really, more like medium rare.

As a memory aid, in remembering Boyle’s Law, all us 1st year physics students memorized:

The angle of the dangle is equal to the throb of the knob, provided the heat of the meat remains constant.

She, most certainly, has a beautiful cut.

Yes. To the nth degree.

– So how was your date with Sir Loin ?
– Girded.

It’s better to date someone who’s marbled, rather than someone who has lost theirs.

– So how was your date last night ?
– About 24 ounces.

Maybe you’ll get to bone.

She’s a rare beauty.

Dating with stake, is what Buffy the vampire slayer does.

♫ Love me tender, love me sweet… ♫

Met her in Salisbury. Her name is Patty.

From this point on the relationship started to sizzle.

Started from rare and then became well done.

The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, after all.

Dated a beefy girl once. That was a Miss Steak.

I ordered a Minute Steak at a Motel restaurant once.

That’s when I realised that it was not “Minnit” but “Mine ute”.

AH! The gaining of wisdom.

It’s not steak. It’s Snake. Grilled Boa Constrictor, to be precise.

Apparently, the price puts a real squeeze on your wallet.

Harking back to yesterday’s posting and the tyo. “In space no one can hear dough scream.

As many a pulchritudinous young damsel shacked up with a wealthy ancient businessman, can attest . It may not scream, but it has a very audible clarion call.

EDIT: Tyo – typo.

@Long Tom | 8:41 am: After cardiac surgery it almost feels like they went in that way!

Wasn’t it in the movie Portnoy’s Complaint?

He used apiece of Liver.

Also. What is the significance of a Guardsman, with horns on his Bearskin.

A middle aged widow named Kay,
Hired a randy young lad for a day,
She was treated like steak,
And pounded with nary a break,
From ten thirty till well after eight.

Stuffed it.

A middle aged widow named Kay,
Hired several randy young lads for a day,
She was treated like steak,
And pounded with nary a break,
From lunchtime til nine the next day.

Finally got it.

A randy Astronomer named Kay,
Hired several men for one sidereal day,
She was pounded without break,
Like a piece of old steak.
Until 23 hours 56 minutes and 4.1 seconds the next day.

Well, Miss, may I take your order now?

Waiter, which steak would you recommend?

For you, Miss, I heartly recommend the tube steak. In fact, I’ll be happy to personally provide you a sample, pro bono.

@Marum:

There was a young man from Japan,
Whose limericks just wouldn’t scan,
When he was asked why,
He said in reply,
“I’m not really sure but I think it might be because I always try to cram as many words into the last line as I possibly can”. 😛

@DnT 0743. As I mentioned earlier about using rhymes to remember the Laws of Physics This is a limerick I invented, to remember a .Sidereal Day. If you remember the limerick. (and limericks are self-remembering aren’t they?}

So. Once you read that limerick, you will always remember the length of a sidereal day. ie 23hrs 56min 4.1sec. The reason it is shorter, is because of our rotation around the sun. Thus, we take less than 24hrs to achieve the same sun earth angel. (Pun intended)

Forget the steak. I shall take the fillet.