Looking for a rare find.

Looking for a rare find.

posted on 8 Feb 2019 in Chinglish

We met over a T-bone…

Photo courtesy of Russell Solomon.
Found in Dongguan, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

But will it get the chop

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Well dressed of course

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

So, where did the two of you meat?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

I like my steak well aged, but not that old!

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

Gives an entirly new meaning to “steakhouse”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Find a nice grill and take her to a movie.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

– I went on a date last night.
– Well done, my boy !
– Not really, more like medium rare.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

As a memory aid, in remembering Boyle’s Law, all us 1st year physics students memorized:

The angle of the dangle is equal to the throb of the knob, provided the heat of the meat remains constant.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

She, most certainly, has a beautiful cut.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Yes. To the nth degree.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

– So how was your date with Sir Loin ?
– Girded.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

It’s better to date someone who’s marbled, rather than someone who has lost theirs.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

– So how was your date last night ?
– About 24 ounces.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Maybe you’ll get to bone.

James
James
1 year ago

She’s a rare beauty.

James
James
1 year ago

Dating with stake, is what Buffy the vampire slayer does.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

♫ Love me tender, love me sweet… ♫

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Met her in Salisbury. Her name is Patty.

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

From this point on the relationship started to sizzle.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
1 year ago

Started from rare and then became well done.

Long Tom
Long Tom
1 year ago

The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, after all.

James
James
1 year ago

Dated a beefy girl once. That was a Miss Steak.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

I ordered a Minute Steak at a Motel restaurant once.

That’s when I realised that it was not “Minnit” but “Mine ute”.

AH! The gaining of wisdom.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

It’s not steak. It’s Snake. Grilled Boa Constrictor, to be precise.

Apparently, the price puts a real squeeze on your wallet.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Harking back to yesterday’s posting and the tyo. “In space no one can hear dough scream.

As many a pulchritudinous young damsel shacked up with a wealthy ancient businessman, can attest . It may not scream, but it has a very audible clarion call.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

EDIT: Tyo – typo.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Long Tom | 8:41 am: After cardiac surgery it almost feels like they went in that way!

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Wasn’t it in the movie Portnoy’s Complaint?

He used apiece of Liver.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Also. What is the significance of a Guardsman, with horns on his Bearskin.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

A middle aged widow named Kay,
Hired a randy young lad for a day,
She was treated like steak,
And pounded with nary a break,
From ten thirty till well after eight.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Stuffed it.

A middle aged widow named Kay,
Hired several randy young lads for a day,
She was treated like steak,
And pounded with nary a break,
From lunchtime til nine the next day.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Finally got it.

A randy Astronomer named Kay,
Hired several men for one sidereal day,
She was pounded without break,
Like a piece of old steak.
Until 23 hours 56 minutes and 4.1 seconds the next day.

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

Well, Miss, may I take your order now?

Waiter, which steak would you recommend?

For you, Miss, I heartly recommend the tube steak. In fact, I’ll be happy to personally provide you a sample, pro bono.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Marum:

There was a young man from Japan,
Whose limericks just wouldn’t scan,
When he was asked why,
He said in reply,
“I’m not really sure but I think it might be because I always try to cram as many words into the last line as I possibly can”. 😛

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@DnT 0743. As I mentioned earlier about using rhymes to remember the Laws of Physics This is a limerick I invented, to remember a .Sidereal Day. If you remember the limerick. (and limericks are self-remembering aren’t they?}

So. Once you read that limerick, you will always remember the length of a sidereal day. ie 23hrs 56min 4.1sec. The reason it is shorter, is because of our rotation around the sun. Thus, we take less than 24hrs to achieve the same sun earth angel. (Pun intended)

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
1 year ago

Forget the steak. I shall take the fillet.

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