Peeled and sliced for the perfect fit!

Peeled and sliced for the perfect fit!

posted on 22 Feb 2019 in Chinglish, Household Items

Photo courtesy of Joshua Konowe.
Three piece suit made in China.

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Algernon
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Algernon

And you wear it well.

Algernon
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Algernon

Ah so, and the knives

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

There’s a difference between a smart suit and a suit that smarts!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Hey, man! Sharp threads!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

OK, but you can keep the barbed-wire underwear.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Be very careful with the inside leg.

Running Comment
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Running Comment

This is how Karl Lagerfeld died.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The kind of suit that may a-peel to a stab-le genius.

Marum
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Marum

For all budding assassins.

Marum
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Marum

How suite of them.

Marum
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Marum

Always carry a suite of knives in your suit.

Marum
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Marum

It would be a grave insult, to be converted to a corpse with cheap chippy Chinese cutlery.

James
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James

Dress to kill

Marum
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Marum

In 2017, total world crude steel production was 1,691.2 million tonnes (Mt). The biggest steel producing country is currently China, which accounted for 49.2% of world steel production in 2017.

If their knives are any example, 99% of that production is utter garbage.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Taking the cutting edge of fashion literally.

Marum
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Marum

Q. What comes out of a furnace screaming and cursing.

A. Crude steel.

Marum
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Marum

Actually. These suits, are just the thing for a young blade.

Marum
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Marum

In fact there Armani pockets for your knives.

Marum
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Marum

If you can Hackett, Canali Givenchy Huntsman, a Prada.

Marum
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Marum

That’s it. I’ve finally tied my tongue in a knot. Me voy a dormir. Nos vemos mañana.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

I’m sure that that was not what ZZ Top meant when they sang that every girl’s crazy about a sharp-dressed man.

Eggrish
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Eggrish

No matter how you slice it, this suit is for those who enjoy splitting hairs over fashion.

Marum
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Marum

Seasonal wear – for The Ides of March.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum: They forgot to include a pair of Caesars.

Marum
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Marum

@DnT above. If the centre pivot breaks and you lose one blade, does it then become a “scissor”?

Or is it automatically get elevated to the 11th Dan, and reach that exalted state known as JUNK?

Marum
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Marum

JUNK:
An amorphous substance which invades houses. It has no known state, form, or shape.

It is asexual – inasmuch as it is self propagating, and ever expanding.

It is both physically present and not present. ie. It takes up finite space, yet can be removed by the exercise of willpower.

Junk has an affinity for humans. Put your junk out to be collected, and you will find other humans sorting through it to take some, to their homes.

Finally. Junk cannot be created or destroyed. It can only be changed from location to another.

Marum
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Marum

Getting back to knives. Has anyone here tried Ceramic Knives. If so. How are they?
I would imagine that they are both, very sharp, and extremely brittle.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 9:31 am: Sounds, to me, almost like a physical example of “verbing”. (“scissor” is a verb). i.e. break the noun in half, ya got 2 verbs.

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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 10:35 am: Whose “junk” is asexual? Not mine! 😛

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Droll not Troll

BTW, all joking aside, re-using so-called junk has been a part-time occupation of mine since I was a kid. I’m one of those people who will selectively take home stuff that other people leave by the kerb. We have some pretty good furniture I made or repaired from other people’s junk.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 10:45 am: Haven’t used one myself but, from what I read, even the better ones can’t can’t handle side forces without snapping. My guess is that the number of butchers using ceramic knives is effectively zero.

EffEff
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EffEff

@Marum 10:13 :

Q. What comes out of a pipe screaming and cursing?

A. Crude oil.

Bamber
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Bamber

Ideal for the sharp dresser.

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