Peeled and sliced for the perfect fit!

Peeled and sliced for the perfect fit!

posted on 22 Feb 2019 in Chinglish, Household Items

Photo courtesy of Joshua Konowe.
Three piece suit made in China.

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Algernon
Algernon
3 years ago

And you wear it well.

Algernon
Algernon
3 years ago

Ah so, and the knives

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

There’s a difference between a smart suit and a suit that smarts!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Hey, man! Sharp threads!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

OK, but you can keep the barbed-wire underwear.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Be very careful with the inside leg.

Running Comment
Running Comment
3 years ago

This is how Karl Lagerfeld died.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The kind of suit that may a-peel to a stab-le genius.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

For all budding assassins.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

How suite of them.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Always carry a suite of knives in your suit.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

It would be a grave insult, to be converted to a corpse with cheap chippy Chinese cutlery.

James
James
3 years ago

Dress to kill

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

In 2017, total world crude steel production was 1,691.2 million tonnes (Mt). The biggest steel producing country is currently China, which accounted for 49.2% of world steel production in 2017.

If their knives are any example, 99% of that production is utter garbage.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

Taking the cutting edge of fashion literally.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Q. What comes out of a furnace screaming and cursing.

A. Crude steel.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Actually. These suits, are just the thing for a young blade.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

In fact there Armani pockets for your knives.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

If you can Hackett, Canali Givenchy Huntsman, a Prada.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

That’s it. I’ve finally tied my tongue in a knot. Me voy a dormir. Nos vemos mañana.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

I’m sure that that was not what ZZ Top meant when they sang that every girl’s crazy about a sharp-dressed man.

Eggrish
Eggrish
3 years ago

No matter how you slice it, this suit is for those who enjoy splitting hairs over fashion.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Seasonal wear – for The Ides of March.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum: They forgot to include a pair of Caesars.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DnT above. If the centre pivot breaks and you lose one blade, does it then become a “scissor”?

Or is it automatically get elevated to the 11th Dan, and reach that exalted state known as JUNK?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

JUNK:
An amorphous substance which invades houses. It has no known state, form, or shape.

It is asexual – inasmuch as it is self propagating, and ever expanding.

It is both physically present and not present. ie. It takes up finite space, yet can be removed by the exercise of willpower.

Junk has an affinity for humans. Put your junk out to be collected, and you will find other humans sorting through it to take some, to their homes.

Finally. Junk cannot be created or destroyed. It can only be changed from location to another.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Getting back to knives. Has anyone here tried Ceramic Knives. If so. How are they?
I would imagine that they are both, very sharp, and extremely brittle.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 9:31 am: Sounds, to me, almost like a physical example of “verbing”. (“scissor” is a verb). i.e. break the noun in half, ya got 2 verbs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 10:35 am: Whose “junk” is asexual? Not mine! 😛

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

BTW, all joking aside, re-using so-called junk has been a part-time occupation of mine since I was a kid. I’m one of those people who will selectively take home stuff that other people leave by the kerb. We have some pretty good furniture I made or repaired from other people’s junk.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 10:45 am: Haven’t used one myself but, from what I read, even the better ones can’t can’t handle side forces without snapping. My guess is that the number of butchers using ceramic knives is effectively zero.

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

@Marum 10:13 :

Q. What comes out of a pipe screaming and cursing?

A. Crude oil.

Bamber
Bamber
3 years ago

Ideal for the sharp dresser.

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