She meant a lot to me…

She meant a lot to me…

posted on 28 Feb 2019 in Candy/Gum, Chinglish, Snacks

My mom was a peach.

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Because preserved wife cherry is much more difficult to find.

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Wife doesn’t give a fig; she’s stoned.

Algernon
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Algernon

So not a pair

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Algernon

That wife has balls

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Could they, perchance, mean Prunus domestica?

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@Algernon | 4:31 am: They’re hubby’s. She wears them as earrings.

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I was looking for a pair of melons…..

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♫ Fifty ways to eat your lover…Just grind her into plum, chum.. ♫

Marum
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Marum

Do you know that if they preserve your body and then bury you in highly alkaline soil, you will turn into a bar of soap?

eg: animal fat + Lye = soap.

Marum
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Marum

My Filipina lady, had Buns to die for.

Marum
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Marum

I wonder which plum they meant. They look like preserved Yellow Plums, or Mirabelles.

NB. P. mume (Chinese plum, Japanese apricot). P = prunus (L)

Marum
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Marum

BTW There are two other Chinese Plums I know of:

P. salicina (Chinese plum)

P. simonii (widely cultivated in North China)

But have no idea what colour they are.

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@Frank Burns: You need to marry a woman like that in a public ceremony. You can’t elope…. 😛

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@Algernon 4:27: Not even a pear.

Marum
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Marum

DnT 0433. Right on mate! Mirabelle Plums. = P. Domestica

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@Marum 4:57: I thought that might explain “wife” . Thanks for the confirmation.

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Marum

@DnT above I never knew Mirabelle, was an old Chinese girl’s name.

BTW. I thought it may have been P. mume. (sounds like “mummy”)

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Marum

Maybe we are all on the wrong track.

Maybe they are “anal balls”. The lady on the right, looks a little bit more joyous than she ought to.

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Marum

Imagine loading up the coal scuttle, while you are stuffing the fire-box.

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