My mom was a peach.
Photo courtesy of Robert Gram.
Because preserved wife cherry is much more difficult to find.
Wife doesn’t give a fig; she’s stoned.
So not a pair
That wife has balls
Could they, perchance, mean Prunus domestica?
@Algernon | 4:31 am: They’re hubby’s. She wears them as earrings.
I was looking for a pair of melons…..
♫ Fifty ways to eat your lover…Just grind her into plum, chum.. ♫
Do you know that if they preserve your body and then bury you in highly alkaline soil, you will turn into a bar of soap?
eg: animal fat + Lye = soap.
My Filipina lady, had Buns to die for.
I wonder which plum they meant. They look like preserved Yellow Plums, or Mirabelles.
NB. P. mume (Chinese plum, Japanese apricot). P = prunus (L)
BTW There are two other Chinese Plums I know of:
P. salicina (Chinese plum)
P. simonii (widely cultivated in North China)
But have no idea what colour they are.
@Frank Burns: You need to marry a woman like that in a public ceremony. You can’t elope…. 😛
@Algernon 4:27: Not even a pear.
DnT 0433. Right on mate! Mirabelle Plums. = P. Domestica
@Marum 4:57: I thought that might explain “wife” . Thanks for the confirmation.
@DnT above I never knew Mirabelle, was an old Chinese girl’s name.
BTW. I thought it may have been P. mume. (sounds like “mummy”)
Maybe we are all on the wrong track.
Maybe they are “anal balls”. The lady on the right, looks a little bit more joyous than she ought to.
Imagine loading up the coal scuttle, while you are stuffing the fire-box.