Still in its infansy…

Still in its infansy…

posted on 18 Feb 2019 in Chinglish, Menus

Just a little fun.

Photo courtesy of PH.

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Algernon
Algernon
3 years ago

For the love of prawn

Algernon
Algernon
3 years ago

Aw shucks

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

WTF? It’s bad enough when they spit in your food!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Be sure to use a condiment.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

When I eat shrimp, I usually get some tail.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

They prefer to be called midgets, no wait, I think it’s Little People.

Running Comment
Running Comment
3 years ago

Last time I was intimate with a shrimp, I got the crabs.

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

Actually these are shrimp balls according to the Chinese characters. A more complete translation would therefore be “intimate shrimp balls”.

Classic Steve
3 years ago

Come with me to the sea bed.

James
James
3 years ago

Two in the pink and one in the shrimp

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Sexy Scampi!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Enough, of this prawnography.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

These babes are peeled, and ready to go.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Sand Crab opened a Disco.

Mud Crab went to thee disco and met the most beautiful female Mud Crab, and they got married, and had lots of baby Mud Crabs.

Ever after, their favourite song was: I Lost My Heart In Sand Crab’s Disco.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

“I prefer my balls on…errr…IN…the Barbie” Ken said.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Pete 1144. Divorced Barbie, comes with Ken’s balls in a display case on the mantelpiece.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

@Marum,

Sounds like something that belongs in Reykjavik’s famed penis museum!

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

…and Ken said to Barbie
“Let’s get them Cajun Style…you know, where you suck da head!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Doesn’t matter, had Sichuan.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

If you don’t enjoy, you can give it baculum.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

“Shrimp”: Nope, I’ve never been called that during intimasy. 😛

iLock
iLock
3 years ago

I asked for cake and got sake..

iLock
iLock
3 years ago

We were so close…but I barely felt it

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
3 years ago

I shall pass again.
I’d rather have some delicasy with prawn.

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