Good design, slean lines.

Good design, slean lines.

posted on 8 Mar 2019 in Chinglish, Clothing

Can I wear this at the beash?

Photo courtesy of J.G.
Found on a sweater from China.

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algernon
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algernon

Do where?

algernon
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algernon

Dry slean al that bleash doing elegant woman

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

But bleashing is fine if you use capital letters.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If your slean is dry, try a personal lubricant.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Mid-ichlorians (150). Not Jedi material.

Running Comment
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Running Comment

I like to wash…does that make me a sleanbag ?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Running Comment: LOL! (I really did.)

Marum
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Marum

These seem like reasonable requirements for a lady.

Marum
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Marum

I get it. It’s TIGENA for knitwear.

https://tigena.aliexpress.com/store/1824155

Pete
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Pete

Can’t do ALL the elegant women at the beach?
Oh well. Tigena Matata!

Marum
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Marum

@Pete 0852.
Hujambo mate? Hakuna wasiwasi, napenda kujaribu.

Classic Steve
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I don’t know that dance.

Marum
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Marum

Furthermore: Napenda kufanya upendo kwa wasichana wote wazuri.:evil:

Marum
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Marum

Pete. How is your Kiswahili? If it is only a Lion King standard, I will provide a translation.

1. Hello mate. No worries, I would like to try.

2. I would like to make love to all the pretty girls. 😈

Pete
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Pete

@Marum,

(…Pete chuckles in background…)

Marum
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Marum

When I was young, beyond food, drink, directions, etc. The first thing I would learn, is how to seduce a lady. Black white or yellow, or any combination, similar things turn ladies on. After that, the geography is all the same.

THE GODS BE PRAISED.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Usually, to “do” a woman means to deal with her hair.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

@ Long Tom. That would give a whole new meaning to B T Express’s hit “Do it ’till you’re satisfied”.

Marum
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Marum

@Long Tom 1106.

Q. Then. Why are pubic hairs always curly?

A. If they were straight, you would poke your eyes out.

Tom41
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Tom41

Last time I tried to dry a slean, I got injured…

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Not suitable for shildren under 18

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