Good design, slean lines.

Good design, slean lines.

posted on 8 Mar 2019 in Chinglish, Clothing

Can I wear this at the beash?

Photo courtesy of J.G.
Found on a sweater from China.

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algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Do where?

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Dry slean al that bleash doing elegant woman

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

But bleashing is fine if you use capital letters.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

If your slean is dry, try a personal lubricant.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Mid-ichlorians (150). Not Jedi material.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

I like to wash…does that make me a sleanbag ?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Running Comment: LOL! (I really did.)

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

These seem like reasonable requirements for a lady.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I get it. It’s TIGENA for knitwear.

https://tigena.aliexpress.com/store/1824155

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Can’t do ALL the elegant women at the beach?
Oh well. Tigena Matata!

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Pete 0852.
Hujambo mate? Hakuna wasiwasi, napenda kujaribu.

Classic Steve
2 years ago

I don’t know that dance.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Furthermore: Napenda kufanya upendo kwa wasichana wote wazuri.:evil:

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Pete. How is your Kiswahili? If it is only a Lion King standard, I will provide a translation.

1. Hello mate. No worries, I would like to try.

2. I would like to make love to all the pretty girls. 😈

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

@Marum,

(…Pete chuckles in background…)

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

When I was young, beyond food, drink, directions, etc. The first thing I would learn, is how to seduce a lady. Black white or yellow, or any combination, similar things turn ladies on. After that, the geography is all the same.

THE GODS BE PRAISED.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

Usually, to “do” a woman means to deal with her hair.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

@ Long Tom. That would give a whole new meaning to B T Express’s hit “Do it ’till you’re satisfied”.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Long Tom 1106.

Q. Then. Why are pubic hairs always curly?

A. If they were straight, you would poke your eyes out.

Tom41
Tom41
2 years ago

Last time I tried to dry a slean, I got injured…

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

Not suitable for shildren under 18

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