Gotta stay up late for the sale!

From 10pm

I don’t need a bumper; could I get a discount on a grille for an early Hyundai i30?

♩♩♩
It’s three o’clock in the morning
We’ve danced the whole night through
And daylight soon will be dawning
Just one more sale with you ♩♩♩

I prefer more demure factory outlate sales.

For the fashionable insomniac…..

They do have “Midnight Madness” sales in the USA.

I feel oblated to go.

It is written: One man’s sale, is another man’s junk disposal.

Hang on. I’ll be there in a couple of sheikhs.

If the ladies miss the bus. They can always rani there.

With about one billion Indians, I figured, they must do something else at night, rather than go shopping.

@Marum 11:07: They spend their time shopping for future kids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT931_aJ0I8

@EffEff 1141. Seeing that the Hindu religion assures one of reincarnation.

I find the term “future kids” quite hilarious.

Thus: Acouple of generations or so, down the track, (so as to speak) one might well be fathering one’s future childhood.

That might explain the huge population. No one ever expires, (gets cancelled out) The population merely gets added to.

@EffEff 11:41: They don’t have to pay for the kids all at once, just leave a deposit.

@DnT. above. I believe it works on a sliding scale. But one has to be careful, not to get in too deep.

But if you are careful, you might get a bit a head.

@Marum 1836: If you get in too deep, there’s a cervix charge.

@DnT 2326. Interesting idea. The stampede of the wild Cervixes.

I thought it may have been “cervicies”.

“Carpe vinum”! That is where I’m going – off to the RSL for dinner.

SYL….Marum. (Die weintrinken Katze)

According to the dictionary, it is; (sin)ncervix; (pl) cervices.

Early comers will be flushed into the Toilate