I don’t even gare.

Not the thing to wear when you’re visiting the Doctor

Is that a type of fruit

How does your Mam feel about all this?

Odd name for a high school – does it have a basketball team?

Go home, shirt, you’re… oh, you already know that.

Obliviosly.

Obliviously

Sounds like: A whole load of shirt.

The higher you get, the shorter the flying time to Columbia.

Which may help explain this message.

Do they call you “Mellow Yellow” too?

Taking opioides and pap tests at the same time.

Get off your high horse!

I forget – Which of the Harry Potter books was about Harogore?

following the pregnancy she delivered a gouncing gagy goy!