Tears not included

Tears not included

posted on 4 Mar 2019 in Chinglish, Clothing

 

 

Photo courtesy of Christine Dottle. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Instructions written by some S.O.B.

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Well you have a washing machine, you put the garment in the washing machine and turn it on.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

If you can’t cry clean, can you P clean?

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Crying won’t do it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Keep your bawls out of the washtub.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Also, do not bleach your wring.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

That’s why commandos don’t cry.

Eggrish
Eggrish
2 years ago

Tears for Cheers.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

Is that “do not wring” or a Luftwaffe insignia?

Chris
Chris
2 years ago

Are you crying? There’s no crying in laundry!

James
James
2 years ago

Seest thou this woman? I entered into thine house, thou gavest me no water for my feet: but she hath washed my feet with tears, and wiped them with the hairs of her head. She hath cry cleaned.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

“Cry me a river”, I’ve heard.
But “Cry me a laundry load”?????

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

https://www.johnsonsbaby.com/baby-products/johnsons-baby-shampoo?upcean=381371025619

At least it’s not a problem with Johnson & Johnson baby shampoo.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

hey Chang! Is it alright if I use my feet to do the hand-wash?

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I do note, that triangles appear to be banned in China. They mention it twice.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Frank Burns 0600.

Yes. That’s the Fokker.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Or failing that . It’s me 109.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

One obviously cannot wash these clothes in Queensland in summer. It seldom gets below 30 degrees C.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Cry clean? Why, wash the matter?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

I see the sense in washing underwear at less than 30º C. Any stray… er… proteins won’t set at those temperatures. 😉

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

Do not wring, but you can wear and tear.

zankhana
zankhana
2 years ago

My dry cleaning bill brings tears to my eyes too!!!!!!!!!!

Tom41
Tom41
2 years ago

Can someone explain how you’re supposed to wash by crying?

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