These bowls are made for stomping!

These bowls are made for stomping!

posted on 11 Mar 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

Mommy, I have to do a private task…

Photo courtesy of Morgan Jones.
Found in Thailand hotel. 

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Algernon
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Algernon

I won’t make my task public

Algernon
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Algernon

The toilet is always a dance.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

https://stomponline.com/

I didn’t know this show featured toilets.

Running Comment
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Running Comment

I’ve been practising wrapping my Shu sh*t in paper napkins all day, but somehow, thy don’t come out right.

Running Comment
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Running Comment

The ancient Shu tith was an ancient, preceramic culture living in present-day Thailand. They appear to have been prepossessed with conserving their faecal matter wrapped in tissue paper for reasons unknown. This practice appears to have been abandoned upon invention of pottery.

Marum
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Marum

Pottery was invented, by the first Kaolin Monks.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

And do less Blueman on toilet.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Hey, if the Shu thits, wear it.

James
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James

Don’t stand on ceremony, stomp on toilet.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I don’t need any more practice! After all these years, I really know my shiat.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Stomp? I’d rather spank Do the Monkey.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Running Comment | 4:59 am: They finally learned how to tell sh*t from clay.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I tried pressing the water and the bowl filled up with buttons!

Running Comment
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Running Comment

DnT | 5.44 am: Correct – this was passed down from father to son as part of their oral tradition.

DrLex
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DrLex

The modern Western style toilet was specifically made to make it easier to review one’s property before flushing it.

Marum
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Marum

What sort of iron does one use to press water?

James
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James

Review of your property:
Neat and clean
Before leaving,
The bathroom to and hygiene.

— an example of Shu Thit poetry.

Wax Frog
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Wax Frog

Where are the instructions for a public task?

Pete
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Pete


Stomp, Shout, Let it all out!
This is a sign I can do without!
Come on, I’m talking to you, come on!”

Pete
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Pete

“If the Shu don’t thit, you must acquit!”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Wax Frog: No instructions. Just do your best and get people to vote on the performance.

spookym
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spookym

Review of your property
Neat and clean
Before leaving the bathroom
To and hygiene.
POETRY!

Marum
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Marum

@Spookkym 1734. Maybe it is Thai Haiku. I count 21 silly bowls.

EffEff
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EffEff

I’d like to see Water Closets (WCs) made of tungsten carbide (WC). These would be strong enough to withstand stomping.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

TOILET TO LET
Stomp proof

olog-hai
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olog-hai

If Hulk do more stomp on toilet, Hulk smash toilet. Then Hulk have to do business in woods. Hulk hates toilets anyway.

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