These bowls are made for stomping!

These bowls are made for stomping!

posted on 11 Mar 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

Mommy, I have to do a private task…

Photo courtesy of Morgan Jones.
Found in Thailand hotel. 

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Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

I won’t make my task public

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

The toilet is always a dance.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

https://stomponline.com/

I didn’t know this show featured toilets.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

I’ve been practising wrapping my Shu sh*t in paper napkins all day, but somehow, thy don’t come out right.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

The ancient Shu tith was an ancient, preceramic culture living in present-day Thailand. They appear to have been prepossessed with conserving their faecal matter wrapped in tissue paper for reasons unknown. This practice appears to have been abandoned upon invention of pottery.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Pottery was invented, by the first Kaolin Monks.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

And do less Blueman on toilet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Hey, if the Shu thits, wear it.

James
James
2 years ago

Don’t stand on ceremony, stomp on toilet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

I don’t need any more practice! After all these years, I really know my shiat.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Stomp? I’d rather spank Do the Monkey.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Running Comment | 4:59 am: They finally learned how to tell sh*t from clay.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

I tried pressing the water and the bowl filled up with buttons!

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

DnT | 5.44 am: Correct – this was passed down from father to son as part of their oral tradition.

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

The modern Western style toilet was specifically made to make it easier to review one’s property before flushing it.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

What sort of iron does one use to press water?

James
James
2 years ago

Review of your property:
Neat and clean
Before leaving,
The bathroom to and hygiene.

— an example of Shu Thit poetry.

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
2 years ago

Where are the instructions for a public task?

Pete
Pete
2 years ago


Stomp, Shout, Let it all out!
This is a sign I can do without!
Come on, I’m talking to you, come on!”

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

“If the Shu don’t thit, you must acquit!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Wax Frog: No instructions. Just do your best and get people to vote on the performance.

spookym
spookym
2 years ago

Review of your property
Neat and clean
Before leaving the bathroom
To and hygiene.
POETRY!

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Spookkym 1734. Maybe it is Thai Haiku. I count 21 silly bowls.

EffEff
EffEff
2 years ago

I’d like to see Water Closets (WCs) made of tungsten carbide (WC). These would be strong enough to withstand stomping.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

TOILET TO LET
Stomp proof

olog-hai
olog-hai
2 years ago

If Hulk do more stomp on toilet, Hulk smash toilet. Then Hulk have to do business in woods. Hulk hates toilets anyway.

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