Trouble is my middle name.

Trouble is my middle name.

posted on 20 Mar 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

I got 99 troubles and toilet paper ain’t one of them.

Photo courtesy of Arabela Iggesen Valenzuela.
Found in Seoul, South Korea. 

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Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Diving not recommended either

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Squat and contemplate instead

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

If you do, Professor Hill won’t be able to sell his instruments.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Don’t give us issues with the tissues, we won’t hassle your assle.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

Can I flush my cares away?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

♪ ♫ Nobody knows the trouble I’ve flushed.. ♪ ♫

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

“When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened”
– WSC

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

TOILET GRAFFITI:

Do not try to kangaroo this seat. Queensland crabs jump thirty feet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

For anyone who is mystified by my first comment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qam1fbQmA_s

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Running Comment. 0557. Puts me in mind of my share trading.

I have predicted seven of the last three Stock-market crashes.

At least I got the last one right, and was completely out of the market, but I got out nearly 2 years early, and missed out on a good “Bull Run”.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

BTW. A mate of mine had a Margin Loan, and was heavily invested in ABC learning. I warned him that Eddie Groves was building a “House of Cards”, and to get out. When that crashed totally, it wiped him out.

What would an ex Milko (E.Groves) know about high finance.

A frog in a pond, has no concept of the ocean. (Mao Zedong)

Garst
2 years ago

“And when my toilet broke, I just went straight in the garbage can.” -Philip J. Fry

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
2 years ago

Now *that’s* what I call a wastebasket!

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Reminds me of a metal plaque I saw affixed to the Great Wall of China at the Ba Da Ling steps: “Make No Nuisance!”

I read the Japanese and it basically says “Please don’t throw trash or other items into the toilet. Please put them in a trash can. Thank you for your cooperation.”

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

If he is going to lob things in the basket, at least he is the right colour, don’t think he is about eight feet tall though

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Hard to tell though, because he is $hitting down.

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