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The Emperor’s New Stockings.
The all-missile design will make your legs go all the way to heaven.
If they don’t already go there.
Nice legs, shame about the face.
Well careful where you put the missile
Stockings or sun protection
Sharp knees I can handle, but I’m staying well away from legs that shoot sunlight!
Is that a missile in your stockings or are you just happy to see me?
The real reason for Daylight Savings Time.
It’s a shame these stockings don’t go up to where the sun don’t shine.
Those are hose. As in “or else it gets the hose again”.
And the Pentagon spent all that money on the S.D.I. program…….
The ultimate solution to prevent harm from sunlight: just blow up the entire sun.
For the lady who wishes to look like a patriot.
I’ve heard of “dynamite legs”, but this is ridiculous!
Part of the same clothing range?
“Dynamite with a laser beam!”
Line from the song “Killer Queen”.
Good GOD! She’s got a pair of ICBMs.
Fortunately, they don’t go high enough up to be tongue-proof.
If missile enters slowly and often enough, it may caused localized flooding, tremors, and possible major seismic activity.
“Oh and I’ll also blow up the sun because
it blocks my view of the heavenly body of Venus.”
-Marvin the Martian
So, apparently not queef-proof.
She’s Got Legs!
And she know how to use them…
Missile alert !