We stop at nothing to protect skin…

We stop at nothing to protect skin…

posted on 13 Mar 2019 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Michelle Boyle.

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* May be subject to export licences and end-user certificates – please contact you local War Office for details prior to placing order.

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The Emperor’s New Stockings.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The all-missile design will make your legs go all the way to heaven.
If they don’t already go there.

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Running Comment

Nice legs, shame about the face.

Algernon
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Algernon

Well careful where you put the missile

Algernon
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Algernon

Stockings or sun protection

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Sharp knees I can handle, but I’m staying well away from legs that shoot sunlight!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Is that a missile in your stockings or are you just happy to see me?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

The real reason for Daylight Savings Time.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s a shame these stockings don’t go up to where the sun don’t shine.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Those are hose. As in “or else it gets the hose again”.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

And the Pentagon spent all that money on the S.D.I. program…….

DrLex
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DrLex

The ultimate solution to prevent harm from sunlight: just blow up the entire sun.

James
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James

For the lady who wishes to look like a patriot.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

I’ve heard of “dynamite legs”, but this is ridiculous!

EffEff
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EffEff

Laser legs!

James
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James

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zTv9AhCuSU4

Part of the same clothing range?

Long Tom
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Long Tom

“Dynamite with a laser beam!”

Line from the song “Killer Queen”.

Marum
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Marum

Good GOD! She’s got a pair of ICBMs.

Marum
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Marum

Fortunately, they don’t go high enough up to be tongue-proof.

Marum
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Marum

WEATHER WARNING.

If missile enters slowly and often enough, it may caused localized flooding, tremors, and possible major seismic activity.

Pete
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Pete

@DrLex 6:32,

“Oh and I’ll also blow up the sun because
it blocks my view of the heavenly body of Venus.”
-Marvin the Martian

Pete
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Pete

Breathable, eh?
So, apparently not queef-proof.

Pete
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Pete


She’s Got Legs!
And she know how to use them…

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

CAUTION
Missile alert !

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