You didn’t see this…

You didn’t see this…

posted on 5 Mar 2019 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Sierra Smith.
Found in China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Not at all

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Did I read the sign? Of course not, officer!

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Why not

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Don’t be noughty!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

…because nature abhors a vacuum.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Sgt Hans Schultz was here.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

“This makes me feel like a Fireman!”

‘Don’t be silly. Where would you get one at this time of night?’

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

I would not be climbing my lady’s balcony, if I were getting nothing.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

It’s a sign of the climbs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Would I be committing an off fence?

James
James
1 year ago

Do not attempt to get a leg over

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

– How did it go ?
– ……

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

CTIRIF = Corking the iron railing is forbidden.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

– Something ?
– No, nothing.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

– Not even growing a hand in the fence ?
– No, nothing.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 year ago

Well it’s better than a “no it all”.

Conventi
Conventi
1 year ago

You no nothing, Jon Snow.

Classic Steve
1 year ago

In other words, something.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

What is this I don’t not can’t even

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Move along, folks. Something to see here.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
1 year ago

I’ve held this view for quite some time actually and am glad to be vindicated. “Nothing” is a noun (a person, place, or THING), so by definition, nothing is some thing. So if you’re doing “nothing” than you really are doing something. And if nothing is there than something is there. So really, there is NO NOTHING and this sign is completely correct.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
1 year ago

…BTW, that is not a serious observation, it’s just something I bring up to annoy people. 😛 (and technically- that’s an out-of-date definition of a noun)

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
1 year ago

It’s a NO to NOTHING.
By logic it must be a YES to EVERYTHING.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
1 year ago

I hear nothing, I see nothing, I no nothing!

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