Quicker than a milk bath.

posted on 30 Apr 2019 in Clothing

Like a golden shower, only lasts longer.

Photo courtesy of Estefanía Antuñano.
T-shirt spotted in Osaka, Japan. 

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Your life is important to me, oh look at the time…

See that? That’s how much time you have left.

Photo courtesy of TC.
Found on makeup bag in Italy. 

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You’re next Tiger!

posted on 27 Apr 2019 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Adam Rosner.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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Sheesh, student divers…

posted on 25 Apr 2019 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Chloë Carter.
Spotted in Bali. 

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Fresh from sweet cheeks…

posted on 24 Apr 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Chloë Carter.
Menu spotted in Bali.

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You had me at fish balls…

posted on 23 Apr 2019 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Kaleo Wong.

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Amateur doors only.

posted on 22 Apr 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

Absolutely no high fives.

Photo courtesy of Kyle Springer.
Found in an elevator in Shanghai, China. 

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Schrödinger’s belt.

posted on 19 Apr 2019 in Chinglish, Clothing

Photo courtesy of Haim Grinberg.
Belt from China. 

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Oh, there’s my tooth!

posted on 18 Apr 2019 in Clothing

This is why I’ll never go to Australia.

Photo courtesy of David Corwin.

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Not as painful as the Boiling Douche

posted on 17 Apr 2019 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Dr. Phil.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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