Amateur doors only.

Amateur doors only.

posted on 22 Apr 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

Absolutely no high fives.

Photo courtesy of Kyle Springer.
Found in an elevator in Shanghai, China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

No touch button. It makes noise

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

No hoping with the juping.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

– I’ve been stuck in this bloody elevator for a week now.
– Why is that ?
– No touch button.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

I’ve used elevators, and I’ve used fire, but how one would use an earthquake is a mystery.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

The elevator may not be out of order, but everything else is!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

I had no intention of paying, and I haven’t even met this Ju Ping.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

I can understand banning professional doors.

One never knows who’s been banging them last.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 year ago

Robby Krieger has to use the stairs.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

The no leaning sign, reminds me of the horse in (blazing saddles?) which would lean cross-legged against a wall.

So I taught my daughter’s Arab to do that too. he was really easy to train. As she used to ride him in Dressage, she never forgave me for that.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

So slap dancing in Lederhosen, ist verboten.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Slap dancing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQI1At7mzZw

Verrück Deutschen.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

EDIT: Verrückte Deutsche? I’m not sure, plurals “e” or “en” often beat me, in Deutsch.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

EDIT: Verrückte Deutsche? I’m not sure, plurals “e” or “en” often beat me, in Deutsch.
I realize that all plurals become feminine gender Thus Deutsche deutschen as in Katze katzen.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

My mistake. Lee Marvin and the drunken horse, were in Cat Ballou.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Cat Ballou, Paint Your Wagon, ZULU, and Pretty Woman, are my favourite movies.
How’s that for an eclectic mix?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Marum 0625: Oddly enough, I don’t think I’ve watched any of those movies. Some to catch up on one day.
My favourites list includes Blazing Saddles, Chicken Run, The Shape of Water, and Dogma.
Lots of good movies out there.

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