Anywhere but here…

Anywhere but here…

posted on 16 Apr 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

Do it behind the dumpsters.

Photo courtesy of A.N.
Found in Yuyuan Garden in Shanghai.

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Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

It’s down road.

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Why?

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I agree. It makes your Violin all messy.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

If you do, the local police will shanghai you for the chain-gang.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Or for organ donations. That way you will live on, just in separate geographic locations.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Do it on the chorus.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

“He’s fallen in the water!”
-from the Goon Show.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

This bridge doesn’t flush.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Well, up your nose, then.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

“That water sure is cold.”
“And deep too.”

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

A bridge over troubled waters.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

@DnT, 5.01 am:
– ….and now for something completely different – a man with a bridge up his nose.

Classic Steve
2 years ago

Liar. That sign IS on the bridge.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

The original sign was too long.
This sign is an a-bridge-ment of the original.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Because it’s TOO FAR, Field Marshal Montgomery!
-Ike

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Running Comment | 6:06 am: Different? But every human nose has a bridge.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@DnT 0113 . But he could be a Civil Engineer, with all his knows in a bridge.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Dave’s not here.

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

The true meaning of the Chinese text is just as puzzling. It says: “this is not the direction to go up the bridge”. I guess it’s a way to keep the sign-makers busy after all useful signs are done.

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

Maybe this garden uses inverse logic. To find your way, find the road that does not have a sign saying it’s the wrong way.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

Shall we do it in the troubled water?

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