Blend until smooth.

Blend until smooth.

posted on 15 Apr 2019 in Candy/Gum, Engrish from Other Countries

They’re tastier that way…

Photo courtesy of BN.
Found in the Philippines. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Biting without teeth is OK, then?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Which came first, the children or the egg?

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

It is probably Balut.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

The average family in the Philippines is about 500 or so. They would never miss one or two.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

BTW. If I can’t bite them – may I give them a good sucking?

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Breeding children for food. Its a worry.

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Don’t know how you eat it then

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

Good luck with keeping something dry and cool in the Philippines.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

@Marum 4.16 am:

My grandmother doesn’t have any teeth and could give you lessons.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 year ago

It’s nice to see that the Soylent Corp. is getting into the Easter spirit.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

obligatory:
“I like children, but I couldn’t eat a whole one”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Children are not included with the product. They cost eggstra.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Would you like a lolly, little girl?

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

A lolly Easter Egg with a coating nearly an inch thick, would not require teeth. It would require a bloody jackhammer.

I once bought my kids one about 5/16″ thick, they used a hammer to break it. I think it cost over AUD$100.00 in the mid 80s. But at least I only needed to buy one, for both of them to share. It stood about 2’6″ tall.

Garst
1 year ago

It’s so difficult to be young and a cannibal these days.

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

Some disassembly required.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

I am a meat-eating-vegetarian.

I only eat Vegans

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Not all children under 6 are that sweet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Marum 1823: I guess that makes people who consume young children, humanitarians.

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

If you purchase this at a supermarket, does this mean the contents are superhumans?

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
1 year ago

I shall pass . . . such pain in the arse, not gorgeous at all !

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