I’ll have what she’s having…

I’ll have what she’s having…

posted on 12 Apr 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

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Found in Thailand. 

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Algernon
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Algernon

Must be the oysters

Algernon
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Algernon

Something must be hanging out.

Conventi
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Conventi

“A tube below stomach”. Well, that´s another way to say it. But never heard of inner or outer orgasms,

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Well, that’s blown my diet!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Oddly enough, the third dish is the only one not in a liquid!

Pete
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Pete

Comes in matching his and hers sizes.

Christian
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Christian

As long as it does not come in a colostomy bag….

Running Comment
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Running Comment

Pork in spicy lemon sauce ? How disgusting !

Running Comment
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Running Comment

– I am starving…I’ll try the … whatever, the number three.
– Excellent, Sir. Perhaps you would want a whore d’oeuvre before that ?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

With #3, make sure you use a condiment.

DrLex
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DrLex

They have some things mixed up. The inner orgasm is for the pouch below stomach, the outer orgasm is for the tube.

Running Comment
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Running Comment

Could I just have some chopped liver ?

Marum
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Marum

Waiter: Sorry sir, the Pork is off.

Customer: So is the rest of the menu.

Marum
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Marum

Look here Bhumipol old chap. I’ll settle for a glass of water. Provided it has not been passed by the Chef.

Marum
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Marum

Actually, I like pig’s liver – with lots of bacon. Bacon makes everything better.

Marum
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Marum

The tube below the stomach is either the duodenum, jejunum or ileum, which leads to bigger things.

Just be specific when you order, we would hate to get the Chef in the $hit.

Marum
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Marum

For all you Espanol or Tagalog speakers, or foodies like me. I had La Lechon for dinner. (Cebu stylee).
It was so good, I woke up at 0251 and had some more cold.

Eggrish
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Eggrish

“Careful, this plate may be really hot!”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@DrLex | 5:47 am: “…the outer orgasm is for the tube.” I’m sure British Rail would disagree!

Marum
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Marum

In her orgasm is where one prefers it, but sometimes it happens out her.

Marum
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Marum

I found it was, usually to her great amusement. So then you have a good excuse for another try.

coffeebot
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Does it show?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

“Do you come here often?”

Marum
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Marum

@DnT 1646. Only when I am perving on one of the horny looking Thai waitresses.

Marum
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Marum

Haha. Just being a smartar$e mate.

When I had my; La Pilipina ang aking tindahan, I had eyes for none other.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

OTOH, maybe it’s only gas.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Aka the ‘Pipe Orgasm’

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