Mom says I am…

Mom says I am…

posted on 10 Apr 2019 in Chinglish, Clothing

Photo courtesy of Yici He.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Would be funnier with h on the end, or with first and last vowels removed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

You’re not there yet – your underwear is still inside your pants.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Faster than a sitting Buddha.
More powerful than a speeding ticket.
Able to leap to conclusions.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

My lover says so too. She should know.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

When she yells (Machigatta ana!!!!).

You know you’ve really excelled, wonder Boy.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

EDIT: When your Chinese lady yells. “Cuò dòng!!!!”

You know you’ve really excelled your self, Wonder Boy.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I don’t know if I have the words correct. But that’s what the joke says.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

anyway. Pay no attention to that furrin babble, and keep going deeper. Sooner or later her eyes will cross.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Apparently it is driving the Chinese Govt. crazy. Censor the internet?????

Snort giggle. LMFAO!

Classic Steve
2 years ago

A backup singer for Dinaa Orss.

Garst
2 years ago

“asked me about myself”

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

You can’t hurry live

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

One of a kind

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
2 years ago

more like a product of Sub-sperm.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

I hope he isn’t playing with his MiniMe!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

Totally puzzled here . . . is it two words,
or one word with the e & r interchanged,
or another word having two spurious vowels?

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