Oh, there’s my tooth!

Oh, there’s my tooth!

posted on 18 Apr 2019 in Clothing

This is why I’ll never go to Australia.

Photo courtesy of David Corwin.

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Algernon
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Algernon

I’m confused. It looks more like a t-shirt than a hat.

Algernon
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Algernon

So it’s a Western Australia tooth there escaping from.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

There was probably some THC involved in the making of this shirt.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Is there a molar to this story?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Getting out of an Australian hat is easy. No need to wear your teeth.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

It’s time to see the dentist at tooth-hurty.

Wax Frog
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Wax Frog

Mr. Marum, please pick up the yellow courtesy shirt!

Marum
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Marum

Not to worry.
It’s just another Nip drowning at surfer’s Paradise beach.

Marum
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Marum

They were interviewing the then mayor of the Gold Coast, about the number of Japanese tourists who drown on the Gold Coast beaches, and asking should the council erect more warning signs in Japanese.

Typical of all politicians, he put his mouth in gear before his brain, and replied: “Oh. There were seven Japanese tourists drowned on our beaches last year. But that’s nothing to worry about.”

My first thought was; I’ll bet it was of immediate concern to them, as they went down for the third time.

Marum
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Marum

Like I always say: If you are lucky enough to be entertaining an Asian lady, and she starts speaking in incoherent, half-finished, unrelated sentences. You’re probably getting it just right.

Proceed as you were previously. Just hope you are somewhere reasonably soundproof. At the next stage, mine used to start squealing, and bouncing around. Have fun!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Not everybody wears hats down under. Some of us wear them on our heads.

Marum
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Marum

Maybe a they are referring to a pair a teeth wines. Such as; Sherry; Prosecco, Champagne, Cava,

DrLex
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DrLex

@DnT 4:21: I think it was quite a bit more than merely ‘some’ THC.

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Droll not Troll

@Marum 1852: Those wines made by indentured labour.

McBee
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