Anywhere but here…

posted on 16 Apr 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

Do it behind the dumpsters.

Photo courtesy of A.N.
Found in Yuyuan Garden in Shanghai.

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Blend until smooth.

posted on 15 Apr 2019 in Candy/Gum, Engrish from Other Countries

They’re tastier that way…

Photo courtesy of BN.
Found in the Philippines. 

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I’ll have what she’s having…

posted on 12 Apr 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of BB.
Found in Thailand. 

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This napkin looks suspiciously like toilet paper…

posted on 11 Apr 2019 in Chinglish, Menus

Will you be having the Urinal Cake, sir?

Photo courtesy of Chuck Chamberlain.
Menu found in Beijing, China. 

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Mom says I am…

posted on 10 Apr 2019 in Chinglish, Clothing

Photo courtesy of Yici He.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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Chicken pretenders available…

posted on 9 Apr 2019 in Chinglish, Menus

You pretend to cook meat and I’ll pretend to pay.

Photo courtesy of Yici Lee. 
Found in Beijing, China. 

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Be noticed!

posted on 8 Apr 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Your cold cooperation is violation.

Photo courtesy of Matt Morrison.
Found at Korean Air desk in Hong Kong.

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For that msture look…

posted on 5 Apr 2019 in Clothing

My dog has that smell of the inevitable, too.

Photo courtesy of Nicole Klementis.

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My kid’s lawyer will hear about this…

posted on 4 Apr 2019 in Stationery

Junior and I settled out of court.

Photo courtesy of Vincent Green.
Found on a photo album cover. 

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Good news: it’s recycled.

posted on 3 Apr 2019 in Chinglish, Menus

You’d be surprised what you could find in the dumpster…

Photo courtesy of Yici Hee.
Menu spotted in Beijing, China. 

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