This napkin looks suspiciously like toilet paper…

This napkin looks suspiciously like toilet paper…

posted on 11 Apr 2019 in Chinglish, Menus

Will you be having the Urinal Cake, sir?

Photo courtesy of Chuck Chamberlain.
Menu found in Beijing, China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Who ordered pee soup?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

It’s number One on the menu.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

One order, please…. to go.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Try smelling it below the surface, and let us know how that works out. (snicker, giggle)

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

Seems like the chef got really pissed.

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Must be the kidneys

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

What has been said about cooking meat and pees in the same pot.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Known for its diuretic properties.
Errrr…did I get that backwards?
😉

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

It does look suspiciously yellow.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Always keep a pepper pot under the bed.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

The goat’s penis special, is served on Friday night, so your weekend will be
entertainiing.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

This is number one, on our list of “convenience” foods.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Did you hear of the dyslexic vegan?

He never need to add salt to his peas.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

A dirty young lady named Dower,
Gave her lover a surprise golden-shower,
When he found that he,
Was soaking in pee,
He jammed a large cork in her bower.

Classic Steve
2 years ago

“He was THE guerrilla terrorist for the food service industry….”

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Classic Steve .Sort of like the Che Guevara (ˈtʃe ɣeˈβaɾa – Esp) of the goulash?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Something tells me it all started with asparagus.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

The ingredients for this were passed by the Board of Health.

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

What is slightly worrying is that the third character really means ‘smell of urine’. It’s only the addition of the fourth character that turns it into ‘cooked minced meat’. Nobody specifies in what the meat is to be cooked…

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

The dish is our: Split pee Ghoulish.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

And by “split” we are not implying, that it comes from Croatia.

coffeebot
2 years ago

The chef says it’s a whiz to make.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

What the heck does surface tastes like, let alone surface with smell of urine?

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