This napkin looks suspiciously like toilet paper…

This napkin looks suspiciously like toilet paper…

posted on 11 Apr 2019 in Chinglish, Menus

Will you be having the Urinal Cake, sir?

Photo courtesy of Chuck Chamberlain.
Menu found in Beijing, China. 

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Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Who ordered pee soup?

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

It’s number One on the menu.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

One order, please…. to go.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Try smelling it below the surface, and let us know how that works out. (snicker, giggle)

DrLex
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DrLex

Seems like the chef got really pissed.

Algernon
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Algernon

Must be the kidneys

Algernon
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Algernon

What has been said about cooking meat and pees in the same pot.

Pete
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Pete

Known for its diuretic properties.
Errrr…did I get that backwards?
😉

DrLex
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DrLex

It does look suspiciously yellow.

Marum
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Marum

Always keep a pepper pot under the bed.

Marum
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Marum

The goat’s penis special, is served on Friday night, so your weekend will be
entertainiing.

Marum
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Marum

This is number one, on our list of “convenience” foods.

Marum
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Marum

Did you hear of the dyslexic vegan?

He never need to add salt to his peas.

Marum
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Marum

A dirty young lady named Dower,
Gave her lover a surprise golden-shower,
When he found that he,
Was soaking in pee,
He jammed a large cork in her bower.

Classic Steve
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“He was THE guerrilla terrorist for the food service industry….”

Marum
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Marum

@Classic Steve .Sort of like the Che Guevara (ˈtʃe ɣeˈβaɾa – Esp) of the goulash?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Something tells me it all started with asparagus.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The ingredients for this were passed by the Board of Health.

DrLex
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DrLex

What is slightly worrying is that the third character really means ‘smell of urine’. It’s only the addition of the fourth character that turns it into ‘cooked minced meat’. Nobody specifies in what the meat is to be cooked…

Marum
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Marum

The dish is our: Split pee Ghoulish.

Marum
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Marum

And by “split” we are not implying, that it comes from Croatia.

coffeebot
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The chef says it’s a whiz to make.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

What the heck does surface tastes like, let alone surface with smell of urine?

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