Your life is important to me, oh look at the time…

*looks at watch* Wow! It’s half-past middle age already!

Let’s all stop thinking. That should fix it.

Message 1: You have five minutes to live..

Message 2: You have now wasted 30 seconds looking at your watch.

I don’t have a watch

Time is short,
The bird is on the wing,
Which is absurd,
For the wing is on the bird.

I am intrigued by the sign across her crotch saying ‘OZZCOCKS’….any of you Australians got any clues…?

@Algernon. 0429. Let me sell you a genuine Parker Effendi.

Hang on! I think I have stuffed up.

Doesn’t Parker make pens?

Word spaghetti in no particular order

Running Comment @4:32. I think it’s meant to be Buzzcocks. Its position is provocative

REPENT.

Your time has expired.

The coming of the Parking Fine is upon us.

I’ll be coming, at the stroke of twelve.

Life IS short. Spend more time looking at your phone.

She is a slave to the cock clock.

It’s five minutes later than it was five minutes ago. Run!

I come in peace.

I am extending the olive branch.

Yeah. I am going to beat my lady’s bare bum with it. Hehe.

P: “Is it a worry Doc?”

Doc: ‘Yes. But your life is important to me.”…”Hell! I’m late for my Golf Day.”

P. “Huh?”

Doc: “I’m outta’ here. Just lock the door as you leave.”

My Seiko watch is 40 years old, still keeps good time if I change the battery about every 5 years. Life isn’t that short!

@ Marum 1815: Reminds me of that scene in Caddy Shack where the golfing surgeon gets a call on his beeper.
“Probably just a routine emergency”, and back to the game.