Your life is important to me, oh look at the time…

Your life is important to me, oh look at the time…

See that? That’s how much time you have left.

Photo courtesy of TC.
Found on makeup bag in Italy. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

*looks at watch* Wow! It’s half-past middle age already!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Let’s all stop thinking. That should fix it.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Message 1: You have five minutes to live..

Message 2: You have now wasted 30 seconds looking at your watch.

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

I don’t have a watch

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Time is short,
The bird is on the wing,
Which is absurd,
For the wing is on the bird.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

I am intrigued by the sign across her crotch saying ‘OZZCOCKS’….any of you Australians got any clues…?

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Algernon. 0429. Let me sell you a genuine Parker Effendi.

Hang on! I think I have stuffed up.

Doesn’t Parker make pens?

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Word spaghetti in no particular order

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Running Comment @4:32. I think it’s meant to be Buzzcocks. Its position is provocative

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

REPENT.

Your time has expired.

The coming of the Parking Fine is upon us.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I’ll be coming, at the stroke of twelve.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

Life IS short. Spend more time looking at your phone.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

She is a slave to the cock clock.

UCity
UCity
2 years ago

It’s five minutes later than it was five minutes ago. Run!

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I come in peace.

I am extending the olive branch.

Yeah. I am going to beat my lady’s bare bum with it. Hehe.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

P: “Is it a worry Doc?”

Doc: ‘Yes. But your life is important to me.”…”Hell! I’m late for my Golf Day.”

P. “Huh?”

Doc: “I’m outta’ here. Just lock the door as you leave.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

My Seiko watch is 40 years old, still keeps good time if I change the battery about every 5 years. Life isn’t that short!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@ Marum 1815: Reminds me of that scene in Caddy Shack where the golfing surgeon gets a call on his beeper.
“Probably just a routine emergency”, and back to the game.

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