I heard it’s a superfood Enter the Dragon.

I heard it’s a superfood Enter the Dragon.

posted on 17 May 2019 in Chinglish, Menus

 

 

 

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Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

The poor woman

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

But does it taste like chicken or turtle

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 year ago

Must be one of those rare snapping chickens.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 year ago

As served to Stormy.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

The chicken I ate for breakfast had a shell.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

It’s chickens all the way down.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@FB 0504: With mushroom?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Someone didn’t choose his concubine very wisely, so now he needs medicine.

Ageless
Ageless
1 year ago

Everything tastes like chicken.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Q: Why didn’t the turtle cross the road?
A: Because it was chicken.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

The cock chicken is suffering from a reptile dysfunction.

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

Medicinal?
More like poison fed to the concubine.
By the wife.

Hence the farewell.

Yiwen
Yiwen
1 year ago

Quoth the turtle “Nevermore”.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

That’staking eating your lover, to extremes.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@Yiwen 0730. Take no notice. The turtle was raven mad.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Och! That’s noo how yer mak porridge. (For the non Aussies. The saying was from an ad, that used to appear on our TV channels)

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Q. Why did the turtles cross the road.

A. One said. “It appears to be, because they tortoise to.”

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

This bloke goes to a fancy dress ball naked, carrying a sword, and painted green.

At first the doorman will not allow him in, but he explains that he is dressed as a Mutant Ninja Turtle. All the while this naked girl painted brown, has her arms around his neck, and is hanging down his back.

“OK! Says the doorman. But what is the lady supposed to be?”

NMT: “Oh! That’s Michelle.”

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

Torte-tuga for dessert?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Concubine massacre.
(too soon?)

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

The oenalty for a concubine may be destierro, but at least you get baked dinners.

Source Spanish Law: El destierro es un tipo de pena que un Estado puede imponer a una persona por haber cometido un delito o una fechoría. Consiste en expulsar a alguien de un lugar o de un territorio; eso se llama destierro determinado

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

If your Espanol is not up to it.

A precis: Destierro means banishment or only a prohibition from residing within the radius of 25 kilometers from the actual residence of the accused for a specified length of time. It is not imprisonment.

Applies In the Philippines too. Case can only be brought to Court by the wife.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

EDIT: Penalty – 2nd word line 1. (0212)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Marum 0243: I’m glad you cleared that up. I was wondering about those concubines with wine-like properties.:P

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

So. You can harbour as many GFs as you like under one roof, but once you marry one, that’s it. Although, why any man would want more than one, of these adorable, passionate, little ladies, beats me.

Like James Bond and Kissy Suzuki in You Only Live Twice, with the “Pillow Book”. WE start at page 1.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@DnT 0243. Better than the best wine.

QUOTE: A great lover is like a virtuoso piano player, able to get the tempo just right, great command of rhythm and power. Versatile, innovative, and able to change one’s angle of attack in mid performance. (Marum el gato)

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
1 year ago

It’s Erectile Dysfunction Medicine Raise The Red Lantern

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