I’m gonna need a bigger spoon…

I’m gonna need a bigger spoon…

posted on 15 May 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

We’re all out of pool noodles.

Photo courtesy of Estelle Divorne.

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algernon
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algernon

Thanks. I think I’ll pass

algernon
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algernon

Clear I guess

coffeebot
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coffeebot

This is why I don’t drink pool water.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Well, we did wash the dog with tomato soup when he went after that skunk…..

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Disclaimer: It may be pee soup.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

But my bathing suit is full of croutons!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

What are you running here, a brothel?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

No soup for yor!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

So it’s fine if I enter the pool with my cock-a-leekie?

Pete
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Pete

Gives a whole new meaning to the old phrase “Soup to nuts!”

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Don’t pee in our pool and we won’t swim in yor soup.

Marum
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Marum

It’s my penis, and I will wash it as fast as I want to.

Marum
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Marum

It’s a soap kitchen.

Marum
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Marum

But I need to wash my togs also. (For the Kanos: togs = Bathing suit_

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

I want biscuits with the soup. Where are they?

Marum
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Marum

I believe your “biscuits” are between your legs. (Assuming you are male, that is)

Marum
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Marum

downvotes@DNT and @Chris….I may have caused the demise of the like/dislike icons. This self-righteous female poster saw fir to censure me a while back. So I gave her 4 up-votes and 99 down votes. Like all the terminally self-righteous, she probably complained to the moderator or whoever. Amazingly, they always do what those sort of people want. When I was manager here, I used to tell all such wankers to go stuff themselves, and go look in a mirror for a while. One lady was breastfeeding her baby in the front BBQ. Strangely all the people who complained to me,… Read more »

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

BASIC pool rules? That’s unusual; most pools don’t want people to run.

Garst
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I’m hoping that’s chunky soup!

Marum
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Marum

Especially, wash your bum. We don’t want your Klingons invading the waters.

Marum
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Marum

EDIT: Especially, wash Uranus. We don’t want your Klingons invading the waters.

Wax Frog
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Wax Frog

Soup to nuts?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum1704: I don’t even recall a post that deserved that kind of treatment. Also, I don’t even know how to vote more than once for a post. Did you need to clear your cookies each time, or what?
FWIW, I’m sure I hit the down vote button unintentionally (on touch screens) more often than I did it deliberately.

Marum
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Marum

@DNT above.
When I get annoyed, I get very determined. I even tracked a troll on one website, who was abusing everyone. He thought he was safe because he was using a Uni library computer. It took the help of two wantoks to set him up. When he left the library, I broke most of his fingers. It worked. The trolling stopped instantly. Most of these “keyboard warriors” are not so brave when you front them. Should’a heard him scream. Everything one does on the net, can be traced.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Borsch, chowder, lentil, minestrone, mushroom or tomato?

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