Just stay on Hold My Hair Path…

Just stay on Hold My Hair Path…

posted on 2 May 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

See all these in I Think I Had Too Much National Park.

Photo courtesy of M.K.
Found in Zunyi China.

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Droll not Troll

A forest is full of steles, but under normal circumstances you won’t see them.
A drunk may be full of sh!t, but I don’t even want to see that !

Running Comment
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Running Comment

I think the plural of stela is stelæ.

Algernon
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Algernon

The perfect place place for open air urination.

Algernon
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Algernon

Careful with the stools

Running Comment
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Running Comment

True genius resides in the capacity for evaluation of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The drunk is 3 shiats to the wind.

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Droll not Troll

@Running Comment: Apparently, both stelae and steles are considered correct for the slabs of stone meaning. For the stele meaning the vascular tissue of a plant, I’m not sure. Any biologists lurking on here?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Drunk: “I wash jusht sh!tting here, minding my own businessh…”

DrLex
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DrLex

Somehow they chose not to translate “stone pavilion”. I would take this one step further and also translate the “Liufang” name to maximize lack of sense. I would suggest “fragrant flow” as translation, because it’s usually the result of drunk sh*ting.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Are they making a sequel to “Trainspotting” set in China?

Eggrish
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Eggrish

Those arrows almost point in the same direction.

Something tells me Liufang Creek has a few floating logs that you might not want to use in a fireplace.

Marum
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Marum

That is one way to help keep the toilets clean. Make all the drunks crap somewhere else, more suitable for them.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

My forest is full of steles!

Marum
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Marum

WARNING : MICKEY OVERLOAD WARNING

1. Move back to position held prior to warning.

2. Consult with owner, as to how to proceed.

3. If needed, withdraw, add more lubricant, re perform preparatory procedures, and very carefully retrace previous steps.

Marum
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Marum

Damn. That should have been posted on the previous Engrish. My computer did something strange, so here I am. Ah! Hakuna wasiwasi.

James
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James

More like Sh*t creek and The forest of stools.

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