Must be an xmas helicopter…

Must be an xmas helicopter…

posted on 11 May 2019 in Instructions, Toys

I have afterbody issues.

Photo courtesy of Robb Koether.
Instructions from a toy helicopter. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Something tells me you already have a airscrew loose!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Get down to compress wreath… do not swing excessiveness… Damn, this helicopter dance is harder than it looks!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

I looked under the circumstance and gave it a turn, and now the air is totally screwed!.

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Thank goodness it’s not real helecopter

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Parallelism sounds like a cult.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

If your “chopper” is parallel to the ground, that usually means it’s almost hard.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

OK, so don’t compress tightly fixed wreath – it’s your funeral!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

My helicopter is full of eels!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

I used to believe in parallelism, but I seen to have gone off on a tangent.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

There is always a lot of talk about the afterlife, but this is the first I hear about the afterbody. Makes you think…

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Usually, knowledge instils confidence.

Strangely enough, knowing all this, does not reassure me at all.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

If the air-screw loosens and comes off, a wreath may be quite appropriate.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

If you are joining the Mile High Club” , and your airscrew loosens, just check, before you panic.
You may have merely slipped out.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

The helicopter is while preparing flying-off… and then it isn’t?
Maybe it’s the stealth model.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

A good friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move the afterbody.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Get down – I’m not sure of.

But to go down – my lady gave me a standing invitation, any time I felt like it.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Got it!
An airscrew, holds up a skyhook.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

It may appear to the casual reader, that the person who did the translation, may have lost their equilibrium some time earlier.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Sounds very useful! I’ll try Mitre 10 for some of those. I need to hang up a bird feeder so the mice can’t get to it. 😛

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Drat! My last comment is a reply to Marum 0139.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

We used to have a toy helicopter when I was a boy. It connected to the hose. The 30+Psi (210+Kpa used to hurl it about 30 feet in the air.
One plugged the hose into the stand provided, clipped the helicopter on top of the stand, pressed the button, and away it went. Normal operation meant that it soaked everyone within a ten foot radius.
Great toy in Queensland’s summer.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Anyway. I always had this mad engineering brain, even as a kid. I decided to achieve a world record for altitude. So. I fitted a tyre valve to it, attached some high pressure tubing to it, and turned on the compressor. Meanwhile, I had tethered the helicopter to its launching stand, by two bits of string. Now, I don’t know by what strange feat of mental masturbation, I deduced that both strings would break simultaneously. But never mind. When the compressor reached 120 Psi (X 7 for Kpa), I pressed the button on the air hose. The helicopter never launched,… Read more »

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I think we all start off with 2 buckets in life. One is marked LUCK, the other EXPERIENCE. Initially, Luck is full, Experience is empty.

The trick is in getting the one marked EXPERIENCE full, before the one marked LUCK gets empty.

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

Get down! Get to the chopper!

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

If you are going to “swing” excessively in something a small as a Helicopter, you would all have to be really good friends.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

That would be the only sport in which they could call out, “Change Ends!”

Except Tennis.

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