Must be an xmas helicopter…

Must be an xmas helicopter…

posted on 11 May 2019 in Instructions, Toys

I have afterbody issues.

Photo courtesy of Robb Koether.
Instructions from a toy helicopter. 

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (83 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)
Loading...

26
Leave a Reply

avatar
26 Comment threads
0 Thread replies
0 Followers
 
Most reacted comment
Hottest comment thread
6 Comment authors
MarumDrLexDroll not TrollRunning CommentFrank Burns Recent comment authors
  Subscribe  
Notify of
Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Something tells me you already have a airscrew loose!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Get down to compress wreath… do not swing excessiveness… Damn, this helicopter dance is harder than it looks!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

I looked under the circumstance and gave it a turn, and now the air is totally screwed!.

Algernon
Guest
Algernon

Thank goodness it’s not real helecopter

Algernon
Guest
Algernon

Parallelism sounds like a cult.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

If your “chopper” is parallel to the ground, that usually means it’s almost hard.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

OK, so don’t compress tightly fixed wreath – it’s your funeral!

Frank Burns
Guest
Frank Burns

My helicopter is full of eels!

Frank Burns
Guest
Frank Burns

I used to believe in parallelism, but I seen to have gone off on a tangent.

Running Comment
Guest
Running Comment

There is always a lot of talk about the afterlife, but this is the first I hear about the afterbody. Makes you think…

Marum
Guest
Marum

Usually, knowledge instils confidence.

Strangely enough, knowing all this, does not reassure me at all.

Marum
Guest
Marum

If the air-screw loosens and comes off, a wreath may be quite appropriate.

Marum
Guest
Marum

If you are joining the Mile High Club” , and your airscrew loosens, just check, before you panic.
You may have merely slipped out.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

The helicopter is while preparing flying-off… and then it isn’t?
Maybe it’s the stealth model.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

A good friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move the afterbody.

Marum
Guest
Marum

Get down – I’m not sure of.

But to go down – my lady gave me a standing invitation, any time I felt like it.

Marum
Guest
Marum

Got it!
An airscrew, holds up a skyhook.

Marum
Guest
Marum

It may appear to the casual reader, that the person who did the translation, may have lost their equilibrium some time earlier.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Sounds very useful! I’ll try Mitre 10 for some of those. I need to hang up a bird feeder so the mice can’t get to it. 😛

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Drat! My last comment is a reply to Marum 0139.

Marum
Guest
Marum

We used to have a toy helicopter when I was a boy. It connected to the hose. The 30+Psi (210+Kpa used to hurl it about 30 feet in the air.
One plugged the hose into the stand provided, clipped the helicopter on top of the stand, pressed the button, and away it went. Normal operation meant that it soaked everyone within a ten foot radius.
Great toy in Queensland’s summer.

Marum
Guest
Marum

Anyway. I always had this mad engineering brain, even as a kid. I decided to achieve a world record for altitude. So. I fitted a tyre valve to it, attached some high pressure tubing to it, and turned on the compressor. Meanwhile, I had tethered the helicopter to its launching stand, by two bits of string. Now, I don’t know by what strange feat of mental masturbation, I deduced that both strings would break simultaneously. But never mind. When the compressor reached 120 Psi (X 7 for Kpa), I pressed the button on the air hose. The helicopter never launched,… Read more »

Marum
Guest
Marum

I think we all start off with 2 buckets in life. One is marked LUCK, the other EXPERIENCE. Initially, Luck is full, Experience is empty.

The trick is in getting the one marked EXPERIENCE full, before the one marked LUCK gets empty.

DrLex
Guest
DrLex

Get down! Get to the chopper!

Marum
Guest
Marum

If you are going to “swing” excessively in something a small as a Helicopter, you would all have to be really good friends.

Marum
Guest
Marum

That would be the only sport in which they could call out, “Change Ends!”

Except Tennis.

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2020 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.