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posted on 23 May 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Heat resistance is futile…

 

 

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To prevent corrosion sex, I recommend fish oil lube.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Durable and Durabler To.

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Droll not Troll

A product with so much resistance should be in every ohm.

Algernon
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Algernon

Burn baby burn

Algernon
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Algernon

Let’s corrosive

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Droll not Troll

You know you’ve had corrosion sex when your member is covered in ox hide.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I don’t know about corrosion sex, but it has been a wile so I may be a bit rusty.

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Droll not Troll

Rust Never Sleeps Around

–Neil Oldernow

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Corrosive sex is for mothers. Great gift on Mother’s Day.

Marum
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Marum

Corrosion sex? Sounds like the Australian lady I ended up. marrying.

It eats away your interest and enthusiasm.

Marum
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Marum

It looks like the sup-pliers ran away at the mouth.

UCity
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UCity

Sounds expensive.

Marum
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Marum

Das Auto: Beneath all that corrosion, beats a heart of pure rust.

Marum
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Marum

Corrosion sex?

Yeah! It has become deeply etched into my memory.

Marum
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Marum

BTW .I was not referring to Audis. Just “The car” in general.Although two come to mind.

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Marum
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Marum

Maybe the Chevy – It Does Not Go. (no va (Esp)

or the Mitsubishi Wanker (Pahero)

How about Hon wa. or HY undai (as the Aussies pronounce it, which means “sad”) instead of EE undai, (which means modernity)

Pete
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Pete

C’mere, baby, and handle my hot set meter!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Pete: A meter?? It isn’t usually measured from the back of the neck! 😛

Running Comment
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Running Comment

I am trying to get a handle on this, but perhaps I need to let it go.

James
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James

Used to cook spam, spam, spam eggs and spam…

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Oh haha, “resistance to corrosion sex” . . . LOL
What an autograph of its country or origin – such a deadly giveaway.

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