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posted on 23 May 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Heat resistance is futile…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Annabelle. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

To prevent corrosion sex, I recommend fish oil lube.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Durable and Durabler To.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

A product with so much resistance should be in every ohm.

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Burn baby burn

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Let’s corrosive

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

You know you’ve had corrosion sex when your member is covered in ox hide.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 year ago

I don’t know about corrosion sex, but it has been a wile so I may be a bit rusty.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Rust Never Sleeps Around

–Neil Oldernow

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
1 year ago

Corrosive sex is for mothers. Great gift on Mother’s Day.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Corrosion sex? Sounds like the Australian lady I ended up. marrying.

It eats away your interest and enthusiasm.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

It looks like the sup-pliers ran away at the mouth.

UCity
UCity
1 year ago

Sounds expensive.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Das Auto: Beneath all that corrosion, beats a heart of pure rust.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Corrosion sex?

Yeah! It has become deeply etched into my memory.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

BTW .I was not referring to Audis. Just “The car” in general.Although two come to mind.

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Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Maybe the Chevy – It Does Not Go. (no va (Esp)

or the Mitsubishi Wanker (Pahero)

How about Hon wa. or HY undai (as the Aussies pronounce it, which means “sad”) instead of EE undai, (which means modernity)

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

C’mere, baby, and handle my hot set meter!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Pete: A meter?? It isn’t usually measured from the back of the neck! 😛

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

I am trying to get a handle on this, but perhaps I need to let it go.

James
James
1 year ago

Used to cook spam, spam, spam eggs and spam…

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
1 year ago

Oh haha, “resistance to corrosion sex” . . . LOL
What an autograph of its country or origin – such a deadly giveaway.

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