The bad mood greens

The bad mood greens

posted on 19 May 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Alec Dubro.

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Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Nasty leaves

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Not happy

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

It’s green with envy.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

… and other salad groans.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

What an angry little squirt!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

I hate it when a bit of this gets stuck under my bridge.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Never get the water cross.

It might dong you with a rogue-wave

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Otherwise known as a “boat”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

WWJD?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Sometimes, water gets really steamed!

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Always pay the boatman when you cross the river Styx. Or he might get very cross.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

When the veges get steamed, they are likely to beet you on your onions, and pickle your gherkin.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

But if you tend the strawberry patch very lovingly, you might just get your taro hidden for an hour or so.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

When the taro has been done well enough to be soft, you have probably ploughed the furrow sufficiently, to plant the crop for next years harvest.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

EDIT: To have planted the crop.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Damn. Edit again: To have planted the seed for next years harvest.

I ‘m too tired, to think.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Before the watercross, they need to raise the sale.

Salome
Salome
2 years ago

Sounds like a jetski race with obstacles.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Salome: Count me in as 100% in favour of obstacles for jetskis!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

Rinse thoroughly with top water before cooking

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