I guess I’m a vegetarian now.

I guess I’m a vegetarian now.

posted on 20 Jun 2019 in Chinglish, Menus

Wait, is your mom in a coma?

Photo courtesy of Mike Martin.
Found in Pingyao, China.

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coffeebot
1 year ago

This makes being vegan so much easier.

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

So what’s a pig then

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

So what vegetable is a cow.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

A horse of course, is a turnip.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

I have a beef with that definition.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

There was a vegan lady who wouldn’t eat meat.

Her ex lovers, found her to be no fun at all.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@ Marum 0411: That’s funny, I thought it was a radish.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@Algernon 0408. It is actually a tomato – which is really a fruit.

Because; “Cows don’t grow on trees….You know!”

JJ HItt
JJ HItt
1 year ago

Been saying this for years.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

I know one who is some kind of a nut.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@ Algernon 4:06: Well, pork has a rind, so pigs must be citrus. Or melons.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

The whole thing is a load of bull.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

The farmer had to beet his cow because it wouldn’t stop playing the tuber.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@DnT 0416. Good God hombre. Your memory must be as retentive as mine.
They were old newspaper cartoons, from another era. Wally and the Major,
Bluey and Curly, and Uncle Joe’s horse Radish. A horse which, despite its unprepossessing appearance, did its annual pilgrimage to the Melbourne Cup.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

It is “Methane Festival Week” in Pingyao..

For me, it is just to farto go.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 year ago

Poor fat cow. I guess it’s time to take it off life support.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 year ago

@ Marum 4:11. A horse is a horse, of course of course…….

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@ Marum 0448: I wasn’t even thinking of that comic strip, merely
horseradish (OK, it’s probably not classified as a vegetable, but a radish is).
Actually, I always assumed that the comic-strip horse was named Radish because of horseradish.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

So, a side of veggies is now a side of beef.
Supersize my doggie-bag!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

They shoulda used an udder translator.

Classic Steve
1 year ago

From the same people who classified pizza as a vegetable.

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

Somebody made a missed steak.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
1 year ago

Nice misteak!
Neatly explains why Marmite looks so much like Bovril . . .

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Eye heave a gnu spiell chequer, witch steps mi marking two money mist steaks.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

We wanted to show a photo of the fat cow but she wouldn’t lettuce.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@ Peter Chan: Once you go black, you never….. can tell the difference. 😉

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
1 year ago

I am happy to become a vegan from now on.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
1 year ago

Beyond Meat is real beef not synthetic beef.

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