…says the man with a bronze horse.

…says the man with a bronze horse.

posted on 13 Jun 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

Also indoor voices only.

 

Photo courtesy of JT.
Found in China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

But if my tip gets cold, all bets are off!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Oh, quit nagging!

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

So a not a horse’s arse

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Nudge nudge Winx Winx

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 year ago

Mr. Ed ruined it for everybody.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Anyone horsing around here must have big bronze balls.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

In other words, don’t be a horse’s arse!

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
1 year ago

The worst part is, this is not a machine translation. The Chinese text contains no “please”.

“Warm tips” is clear, that’s what the Chinese text translates to word by word (or “warm prompt”, as some other Engrish does it).

As for “no horsing”, I guess they had no space for “It is strictly forbidden to (?) the horse”. And what’s in (?) place anyway? Ride? How can you RIDE a bronze horse?! Mount? That brings unwanted associations…

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@alexmagnus 0559. Well, at least you would be “sitting on your bronze”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@alexmagnus: If someone “mounted” the horse, that could be regarded as statuary rape.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

‘Tis the bronze horse of a great war hero.

He led his regiment from behind,
He found it less exciting,
But when his regiment ran away,
He was at the fore o,

(In Enterprise of Martial Kind. from the gondoliers. G& S comic opera)

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

(Phthwiiisssshhht….THUNK)

“Ow!!! What the hell was that???”

Next sign to the left (out of camera angle):

“We didn’t say “No Ducking” “.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@Pete. 0635 The rider has merely hopped off, to crap on the pigeons.

For a change.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Actually, from hhere it looks something like:

FO’ DUCKING

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Actually. It is not a horse,but a Unicorn. When the rider tried to climb on, it gave him such a surprise, that he vaulted clean over the saddle, into the creek below.

As a result, he was well, truly, and completely, ducked.

Eggrish
Eggrish
1 year ago

Is there any horsing around?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@alexmagnus:
Steal the horse?
???
Profit!
There’s money in scrap metal.

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