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Now I am pissed…
Hope you like yellow.
Photo courtesy of Colin Smith.
Found at Beijing Airport.
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If you thought the place looked like crap before, just wait!
People staying at the Incontinental Hotel won’t notice the difference.
Will I forgive you? Depends….
Closing the restrooms for redecorating is a bad idea!
Guaranteed to open the sluices at both ends
An appreciation of yellow tiles is a must.
I can’t believe they painted the shower room gold.
The decorator is a real whizz!
This place smells like urine a toilet.
The new interior designer is gay.
“I’ve heard of incontinental breakfasts before, but this place is ridiculous!”
-Groucho Marx
(…errr, Groucho Mao…)
When I was young, and woke up with an erection every morning. The redecorating of the walls, the ceiling, and anything else in the little room, when trying to pee, was a distinct possibility.
@Marum 3:22 pm:
That’s why every home with a teenaged boy needs a backyard with a 6ft high fence and a lemon tree.
Passengers may wish to reflect upon this information.
There was a Motel on the Esplanade in Cairns, in the 60s, (now gone in the redevelopment of that area) called the Intercontinental. ‘Twas only average, but a cheap enough place to stay for a young bloke. Cairns was still a wild old place in those days. The International Game Fishing Set was just discovering the place. One was often treated to the sight of Lee Marvin ,and John Wayne, each with a crate of hard liquor under each arm, striding down the jetty to board the only fly-bridge game fishing boat in the harbour. That was in the days… Read more »
Try to avoid sitting on those stools.
Edit: had reached
4 pots of beer 4 X 10oz = 40Fl oz.= 2 British Pints = 2.5 US Pints.
Unless I am mistaken US Pint = 16 Fl ozs.
I am sure the difference between US and Imp. gallons is etched in my mind forever. A Cessna 182RG has 92 US Gallons in the 2 wing-tanks. I did my flight-plan on the assumption of 92 Imp. Gallons. Thus, had I not been totally aware of my fuel burn, and arranged for a fuel top-up, I would have made a hole in the ground of regional NSW .
EDIT. It had just reached 20,000 population.