Now I am pissed…

Now I am pissed…

posted on 16 Jul 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

Hope you like yellow.

Photo courtesy of Colin Smith.
Found at Beijing Airport. 

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Droll not Troll

If you thought the place looked like crap before, just wait!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

People staying at the Incontinental Hotel won’t notice the difference.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Will I forgive you? Depends….

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Closing the restrooms for redecorating is a bad idea!

algernon
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algernon

Guaranteed to open the sluices at both ends

algernon
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algernon

An appreciation of yellow tiles is a must.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I can’t believe they painted the shower room gold.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The decorator is a real whizz!

DrLex
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DrLex

This place smells like urine a toilet.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The new interior designer is gay.

Pete
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Pete

“I’ve heard of incontinental breakfasts before, but this place is ridiculous!”
-Groucho Marx

(…errr, Groucho Mao…)

Marum
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Marum

When I was young, and woke up with an erection every morning. The redecorating of the walls, the ceiling, and anything else in the little room, when trying to pee, was a distinct possibility.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum 3:22 pm:
That’s why every home with a teenaged boy needs a backyard with a 6ft high fence and a lemon tree.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Passengers may wish to reflect upon this information.

Marum
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Marum

There was a Motel on the Esplanade in Cairns, in the 60s, (now gone in the redevelopment of that area) called the Intercontinental. ‘Twas only average, but a cheap enough place to stay for a young bloke. Cairns was still a wild old place in those days. The International Game Fishing Set was just discovering the place. One was often treated to the sight of Lee Marvin ,and John Wayne, each with a crate of hard liquor under each arm, striding down the jetty to board the only fly-bridge game fishing boat in the harbour. That was in the days… Read more »

James
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James

Try to avoid sitting on those stools.

Marum
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Marum

Edit: had reached
4 pots of beer 4 X 10oz = 40Fl oz.= 2 British Pints = 2.5 US Pints.

Unless I am mistaken US Pint = 16 Fl ozs.

I am sure the difference between US and Imp. gallons is etched in my mind forever. A Cessna 182RG has 92 US Gallons in the 2 wing-tanks. I did my flight-plan on the assumption of 92 Imp. Gallons. Thus, had I not been totally aware of my fuel burn, and arranged for a fuel top-up, I would have made a hole in the ground of regional NSW .

Marum
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Marum

EDIT. It had just reached 20,000 population.

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