There are all kinds of farks…

There are all kinds of farks…

posted on 12 Jul 2019 in Chinglish, Household Items

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Vinyl placemat from China. 

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Algernon
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Algernon

Farks to eat with.

Algernon
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Algernon

So what is the nife called.

Running Comment
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Running Comment

I thought the Chinese used chap sticks.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

I didn’t know rectangular dishes are called Napkin.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You wanna fark on the table?

Running Comment
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Running Comment

@DnT, 5.27 am:
Only if you lay the table !

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Where is the soap bawl?

Pete
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Pete

AKA:
“Manners for Dummies, the Socially Inept, and just plain Farkin Iceholes”.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Running Comment 5:34 am: OK. I’ll remember to use a condiment.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Running Comment | 4:48 am: Some chaps do, some don’t..

DrLex
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DrLex

If you are not allowed to smork, then at the least you can still fark.

Chris
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Chris

No spoons. Spooning leads to forking.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Pete: All those groups are somewhat Moron-ie.

Marum
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Marum

As the Knife said to the Spoon. “Let’s get the fork outta here.”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Salad fark? Well, now I doubt the legitimacy of mayonnaise!

Marum
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Marum

Let us introduce our back-room staff;

The Bakers name is Keith,
He crimps the Cornish Pasties wif his teef’,
But it’s the way he puts the holes in donuts,%#127879; 🎵
That simply is beyond belief. 😳

Marum
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Marum

EDIT: 🎇 🎵

Marum
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Marum

The Pastry Chef’ name is Vince,
He stuffed his bum with spicy mince,
And his elan in filling the savoury flan,
Would clearly make you wince.

Marum
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Marum

The La Escuelerie’s name was Nora,
To the disbelief of all who saw ‘er,
She used her muff to polish the stuff,
And it all shone like never before ‘er.

Marum
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Marum

EDIT wrong tense:

The La Escuelerie’s name is Nora,
To the disbelief of all who saw ‘er,
She used her muff to polish the stuff,
And it all shone like never before ‘er.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

And on this day, not a single… well, actually 2 of them were given.

Marum
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Marum

Ask and ye shall be given; Probably a slap on the face, but she will remember you.
Ask again when the time is right, and you will be given the opportunity.
But act quickly, for the time window is narrow, the lady is probably curious as to why you asked her so.
Thus, you don’t have much time to win her over.

Pete
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Pete

@DnT 6:02 pm,

As in electrons, protons, neutrons, and morons?

Marum
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Marum

I daresay, I would be curious as to what pearls of grammatical misconstruction, the right hand side of the place-mat holds for us.

Marum
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Marum

Ie. Such as soap-spown; dessert-spawn, and so on.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Pete 2:30 pm : Dunno about that. I was referring to Roman Moronie, the (fictional) originator of the whole “Fargin icehole” thing.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 4:26 pm: On the right? That’s where most of the knaves are found.

Marum
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Marum

The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts,
All on a summers day.
The Knave of Hearts, he ate those tarts,
They buried him next day.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Knife and fark.
Perfect match for cutting park chap.

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