There are all kinds of farks…

There are all kinds of farks…

posted on 12 Jul 2019 in Chinglish, Household Items

Photo courtesy of Erika T.
Vinyl placemat from China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Farks to eat with.

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

So what is the nife called.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

I thought the Chinese used chap sticks.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
1 year ago

I didn’t know rectangular dishes are called Napkin.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

You wanna fark on the table?

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

@DnT, 5.27 am:
Only if you lay the table !

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Where is the soap bawl?

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

AKA:
“Manners for Dummies, the Socially Inept, and just plain Farkin Iceholes”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Running Comment 5:34 am: OK. I’ll remember to use a condiment.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Running Comment | 4:48 am: Some chaps do, some don’t..

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

If you are not allowed to smork, then at the least you can still fark.

Chris
Chris
1 year ago

No spoons. Spooning leads to forking.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Pete: All those groups are somewhat Moron-ie.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

As the Knife said to the Spoon. “Let’s get the fork outta here.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Salad fark? Well, now I doubt the legitimacy of mayonnaise!

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Let us introduce our back-room staff;

The Bakers name is Keith,
He crimps the Cornish Pasties wif his teef’,
But it’s the way he puts the holes in donuts,%#127879; 🎵
That simply is beyond belief. 😳

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

EDIT: 🎇 🎵

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

The Pastry Chef’ name is Vince,
He stuffed his bum with spicy mince,
And his elan in filling the savoury flan,
Would clearly make you wince.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

The La Escuelerie’s name was Nora,
To the disbelief of all who saw ‘er,
She used her muff to polish the stuff,
And it all shone like never before ‘er.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

EDIT wrong tense:

The La Escuelerie’s name is Nora,
To the disbelief of all who saw ‘er,
She used her muff to polish the stuff,
And it all shone like never before ‘er.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

And on this day, not a single… well, actually 2 of them were given.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Ask and ye shall be given; Probably a slap on the face, but she will remember you.
Ask again when the time is right, and you will be given the opportunity.
But act quickly, for the time window is narrow, the lady is probably curious as to why you asked her so.
Thus, you don’t have much time to win her over.

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

@DnT 6:02 pm,

As in electrons, protons, neutrons, and morons?

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

I daresay, I would be curious as to what pearls of grammatical misconstruction, the right hand side of the place-mat holds for us.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Ie. Such as soap-spown; dessert-spawn, and so on.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Pete 2:30 pm : Dunno about that. I was referring to Roman Moronie, the (fictional) originator of the whole “Fargin icehole” thing.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Marum | 4:26 pm: On the right? That’s where most of the knaves are found.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts,
All on a summers day.
The Knave of Hearts, he ate those tarts,
They buried him next day.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
1 year ago

Knife and fark.
Perfect match for cutting park chap.

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