This is why I have orthotics.

This is why I have orthotics.

posted on 5 Jul 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Please–no more talk about shaft bending…

Photo courtesy of James Cowan.
Found on imported ping pong table.

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Algernon
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Algernon

Yes it’s a little stiff

Algernon
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Algernon

All akimbo

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s probably in the Kama Sutra – “Ping-pong position”.

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Droll not Troll

And then what should I do with the balls?

Running Comment
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Running Comment

– Doctor, I folded up my feet, but I forgot to bend the shaft…what will happen to me ?
– No worries, they make amazing prosthetics these days.

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Droll not Troll

Well, that shouldn’t be too hard… if you know what I mean.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I suggested that, but my podiatrist told me not to come back for some reason.

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Droll not Troll

I wonder if bending the shaft at first will make it last?

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Droll not Troll

@FB: Did you show the podiatrist your shoe horn?

Tom41
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Tom41

If you can fold your feet in two, you won’t need to worry about your shaft…

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Droll not Troll

Well, you know what they say about men who fold up the big feet…

Marum
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Marum

Well my love. I can fold your feet behind your ears. If you’re up for it..

But it will take six shots, before the shaft will bend.

Garst
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They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother…

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Droll not Troll

How you bend the shaft will determine whether the table pings or pongs.

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