Photo courtesy of Chris Lyons.
Found in China.
Belts you up whilst protecting the skin.
Can be used as sunscreen whilst being used in arm to arm combat.
♪ ♫ You always hurt
The one you lave…♪ ♫
That’s not vera nice!
Smash your face in a healthy way!
Contains gel from the Aloe ferocity species.
Also available: morphine face bashing, for the heavier work.
With the scent of sweet violence.
I assume they mean partying.
Darling, you look bashing tonight !
This is better than when I tried Burt’s Bees… and they were real bees.
I thought the ‘b’ could’ve been a ‘c’, an ‘l’, an ‘m’, or more honestly just an ‘r’ . . .
I will never get Lanelia to wash me.
Who are they calling Aloe face, and why the violence?
@coffeebot: Cheap way to get fuller lips, though,…..right?
All you need is lave. (John Lennon?)