Tough on acne.

Tough on acne.

posted on 11 Jul 2019 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Soothes as it bruises!

Photo courtesy of Chris Lyons.
Found in China.

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Algernon
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Algernon

Belts you up whilst protecting the skin.

Algernon
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Algernon

Can be used as sunscreen whilst being used in arm to arm combat.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

♪ ♫ You always hurt
The one you lave…♪ ♫

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

That’s not vera nice!

DrLex
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DrLex

Smash your face in a healthy way!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Contains gel from the Aloe ferocity species.

DrLex
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DrLex

Also available: morphine face bashing, for the heavier work.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

With the scent of sweet violence.

Classic Steve
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I assume they mean partying.

Running Comment
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Running Comment

Darling, you look bashing tonight !

coffeebot
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This is better than when I tried Burt’s Bees… and they were real bees.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

I thought the ‘b’ could’ve been a ‘c’, an ‘l’, an ‘m’, or more honestly just an ‘r’ . . .

Marum
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Marum

I will never get Lanelia to wash me.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Who are they calling Aloe face, and why the violence?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@coffeebot: Cheap way to get fuller lips, though,…..right?

Marum
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Marum

All you need is lave. (John Lennon?)

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