Give the plants a good sorking.
Photo courtesy of Russ Hawver.
To sork or to smork, that is the question.
Set phasers to sork!
@DrLex: It’s the setting you use to dissuade people from smorking where they shouldn’t.
Sorks the grind
Let us spray that this is the only thing wrong with it!
Works wonders on the plastic plants
Sork the smorkers! Fork ’em all!
It’s an anagram: EROTIC KORN MESS. Now we just need to figure out what that means.
Sorker and forker.
See. It really wasn’t Jack and the Beanstalk.
His name was really Siegfried. He climbed the beanstalk, screwed the Ogre’s wife and caught the Jack.
So over the years kiddies the story got mixed up.
The moral of the story is: If the ladies you are having sex with only cost you beans, you are quite likely to catch something.
@Running Comment | 2:10 pm: Either the band Korn has a new album, or there is a website I’m NOT going to check out!
@Running Comment | 2:10 pm : Also, MESON TRICK ROSE.
I will not sork the folk who smork,
I will not poke them with a fork.
I will not torque them with a cork.
I will not be that kind of dork!