Great for ork trees.

Great for ork trees.

posted on 6 Aug 2019 in Chinglish, Household Items

Give the plants a good sorking.

Photo courtesy of Russ Hawver.

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DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

To sork or to smork, that is the question.

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

Set phasers to sork!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

English fortball?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@DrLex: It’s the setting you use to dissuade people from smorking where they shouldn’t.

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Sorks the grind

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Let us spray that this is the only thing wrong with it!

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Works wonders on the plastic plants

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
1 year ago

Nanu Nanu!

Eggrish
Eggrish
1 year ago

Sork the smorkers! Fork ’em all!

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

It’s an anagram: EROTIC KORN MESS. Now we just need to figure out what that means.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Sorker and forker.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

See. It really wasn’t Jack and the Beanstalk.

His name was really Siegfried. He climbed the beanstalk, screwed the Ogre’s wife and caught the Jack.

So over the years kiddies the story got mixed up.

The moral of the story is: If the ladies you are having sex with only cost you beans, you are quite likely to catch something.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Running Comment | 2:10 pm: Either the band Korn has a new album, or there is a website I’m NOT going to check out!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Running Comment | 2:10 pm : Also, MESON TRICK ROSE.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

I will not sork the folk who smork,
I will not poke them with a fork.
I will not torque them with a cork.
I will not be that kind of dork!

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