They’re reusable!

They’re reusable!

posted on 14 Aug 2019 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Containers

Photo courtesy of Christopher Melendy.
Condom package found in China. 

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Algernon
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Algernon

Coming to a store near you.

Algernon
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Algernon

For the impotent man.

DrLex
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Judging from the package, this package contains some potent fire accelerant. That’s one way to prevent accidental offspring…

Running Comment
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Running Comment

Something for the automites of yesterday, perhaps ?

Running Comment
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Running Comment

“All’alba vincerò !”

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“So are we going to “do it” or are you going to stand there singing opera?”

DrLex
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DrLex

Somehow “long-lasting liquid” got translated into this… Too bad there has been no attempt at translating the text at the bottom. Maybe something fun could have originated from “for hotel distribution” and “inspect seal before use”.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Designed for stupid pr!cks.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I thought those were supposed to stop the burning sensation….

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@webmaster: Reusable? That would be “retread”.

Marum
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Marum

He’s either retarded or advanced. He appears to have tits also.

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Droll not Troll

@DrLex: Seal? No, it’s just ice cream!
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(Anyone who doesn’t know the joke that has that punchline need only google that last sentence).

Marum
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Marum

If you are retarded, your distributor may be out of position.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

He looks like he’s choking on the fumes of burning rubber!

Marum
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Marum

@DnT above: Hah! You’ve blown a seal.

Marum
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Marum

Dr Lex. 0556. Of course I’m going to screw the seal

It’s better than sticking in a hole in the wall, Russ.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

@Marum558; “What’s a distributor?” – all millenials

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

For the man who wants to get delaid.

Marum
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Marum

@FB 0648. You’re having me on. No?

If you don’t know what a “distributor” is, then you have no need to know.

Just don’t restore any old cars. Especially ones with a Magneto. They did not have a Distributor either.

Marum
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Marum

@DnT 0650. Is delaid, anything like being delaminated.

Marum
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Marum

BTW. Delamination = the process by which they separate Kiwis from the sheep. (Wonkipedia)

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum 2034: I would give a young person points for knowing about distributors.
They could also earn a special cap.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It says the product is to excite man. Funny, I thought that was what women were for.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

@Marum: Poking fun at the “kids”. Most of my cars have dizzys and carbs. Did switch to electronics. Hate messing with points.

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