Photo courtesy of Christopher Melendy.
Condom package found in China.
Coming to a store near you.
For the impotent man.
Judging from the package, this package contains some potent fire accelerant. That’s one way to prevent accidental offspring…
Something for the automites of yesterday, perhaps ?
“All’alba vincerò !”
“So are we going to “do it” or are you going to stand there singing opera?”
Somehow “long-lasting liquid” got translated into this… Too bad there has been no attempt at translating the text at the bottom. Maybe something fun could have originated from “for hotel distribution” and “inspect seal before use”.
Designed for stupid pr!cks.
I thought those were supposed to stop the burning sensation….
@webmaster: Reusable? That would be “retread”.
He’s either retarded or advanced. He appears to have tits also.
@DrLex: Seal? No, it’s just ice cream!
(Anyone who doesn’t know the joke that has that punchline need only google that last sentence).
If you are retarded, your distributor may be out of position.
He looks like he’s choking on the fumes of burning rubber!
@DnT above: Hah! You’ve blown a seal.
Dr Lex. 0556. Of course I’m going to screw the seal
It’s better than sticking in a hole in the wall, Russ.
@Marum558; “What’s a distributor?” – all millenials
For the man who wants to get delaid.
@FB 0648. You’re having me on. No?
If you don’t know what a “distributor” is, then you have no need to know.
Just don’t restore any old cars. Especially ones with a Magneto. They did not have a Distributor either.
@DnT 0650. Is delaid, anything like being delaminated.
BTW. Delamination = the process by which they separate Kiwis from the sheep. (Wonkipedia)
@Marum 2034: I would give a young person points for knowing about distributors.
They could also earn a special cap.
It says the product is to excite man. Funny, I thought that was what women were for.
@Marum: Poking fun at the “kids”. Most of my cars have dizzys and carbs. Did switch to electronics. Hate messing with points.