They’re reusable!

They’re reusable!

posted on 14 Aug 2019 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Containers

Photo courtesy of Christopher Melendy.
Condom package found in China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Coming to a store near you.

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

For the impotent man.

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

Judging from the package, this package contains some potent fire accelerant. That’s one way to prevent accidental offspring…

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

Something for the automites of yesterday, perhaps ?

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

“All’alba vincerò !”

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 year ago

“So are we going to “do it” or are you going to stand there singing opera?”

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

Somehow “long-lasting liquid” got translated into this… Too bad there has been no attempt at translating the text at the bottom. Maybe something fun could have originated from “for hotel distribution” and “inspect seal before use”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Designed for stupid pr!cks.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 year ago

I thought those were supposed to stop the burning sensation….

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@webmaster: Reusable? That would be “retread”.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

He’s either retarded or advanced. He appears to have tits also.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@DrLex: Seal? No, it’s just ice cream!
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(Anyone who doesn’t know the joke that has that punchline need only google that last sentence).

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

If you are retarded, your distributor may be out of position.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

He looks like he’s choking on the fumes of burning rubber!

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@DnT above: Hah! You’ve blown a seal.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Dr Lex. 0556. Of course I’m going to screw the seal

It’s better than sticking in a hole in the wall, Russ.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 year ago

@Marum558; “What’s a distributor?” – all millenials

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

For the man who wants to get delaid.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@FB 0648. You’re having me on. No?

If you don’t know what a “distributor” is, then you have no need to know.

Just don’t restore any old cars. Especially ones with a Magneto. They did not have a Distributor either.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@DnT 0650. Is delaid, anything like being delaminated.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

BTW. Delamination = the process by which they separate Kiwis from the sheep. (Wonkipedia)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Marum 2034: I would give a young person points for knowing about distributors.
They could also earn a special cap.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

It says the product is to excite man. Funny, I thought that was what women were for.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
1 year ago

@Marum: Poking fun at the “kids”. Most of my cars have dizzys and carbs. Did switch to electronics. Hate messing with points.

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