What’s this in these pants?

What’s this in these pants?

posted on 23 Aug 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Scott McLeod.
Found in Australia. 

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Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I’m in a clothing store, but I can’t remember why I came.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Funny, you won’t often see men in there.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Hmm… I tried to post a link here and it disappeared.

Something tells me most of the jokes have already been done. Just google “jizz fashion” and you’ll find them. (It was the first hit when I tried)

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Pearl necklaces, facials, already covered… so to speak.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Maybe some of this can be worn internally.

Algernon
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Algernon

Part of the S wank clothing group.

Algernon
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Algernon

What’s a girl to do.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Look! They have a sale on blue dresses! Call Monica.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Prices are so low, you won’t need to blow a wad there.

Marum
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Marum

It was quite a blow to the staff.

Marum
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Marum

You’d best wear a condom, when trying-on these clothes.

Marum
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Marum

The employees are total wankers.

Marum
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Marum

In summer, if you go in to cool off in the air-conditioning, be careful of the big blower.

Marum
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Marum

BTW. The white dresses, were originally another colour altogether.

Marum
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Marum

We want your return business.

In fact. We welcome your second coming.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It takes balls to come up with a name like that.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Working there must be hard on the staff.

Marum
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Marum

Your security and safety is our prime concern.

All troublemakers will be instantly ejaculated.

Marum
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Marum

Our garment range extends from 6″4″ right down to little squirts.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Mike Hunt shops there all the time.

Marum
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Marum

If we all pull together, the business will be a roaring success.

Marum
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Marum

In fact. No matter what the problem, the management will soon have the matter in hand.

DrLex
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DrLex

This is it, proof that all decent company names have been used up and copyrighted. Soon we’ll also have Piss and Manure.

Marum
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Marum

@DrLex 0848. Manure right!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Reminds me of a joke about Australia’s very first (paper) $5 note, which bore the image of a good lady named Caroline Chisholm.
When polymer notes of a different design were issued in the ’90s, the paper ones started to become rare.
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The joke was, anyone finding a paper $5 could hold it up and shout “This one’s got Chisholm on it!” I thought it was hilarious, the first time I heard it.
The first time.

Oh, and if you don’t get the joke, check the correct pronunciation of that name.

algernon
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algernon

So what’s the rub.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

One swallow does not make a spring collection.

Eggrish
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Eggrish

“Where’s the Maternity section?”

Employee: Smiles

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